I'm just like all of you, only more so.
Epigraphs are, almost by definition, commentary.
In the dream essay my heart writes, that would be Chris Hardwick sandwiched between Mary McCarthy and Susan Sontag.
So anything at all on top of a fry is relegated to #9 mediocrity? Racist.
@Multiphasic And then there were arguments of some kind about the boobs? And something about Ben Weasel and a hat? And someone was in jail? What the hell was it that I was interested in at 15 again?
I can't believe they're knocking down the White Castle and putting up this corporate shit.
@mikki halpin Ahh, I read that at first as "CAN I WATCH," and was like, hey, someone has truly and completely Become the Internet.
Somewhat Less than Weekly
...you know where I'm going with this.
@Bus Driver Stu Benedict They should just be hoisted up and down the stairs in their sedan chairs by manservants recruited through TaskRabbit.
"Jeff Barea" is a weird handle for someone named Anna.