On The Emergency Cigarette Plan

I agree with Balk, Choire. I do this too except I do it with pot and booze. Well, when I can remember to, that is. :)

Posted on December 21, 2010 at 7:55 pm 0

On Drinks Are On Us* Tonight!

I'm so jealous. Here I am 3,000 miles away from all the excitement. sigh. Well anyway, I'm glad you all had fun. double sigh

Posted on December 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm 0

On Old Men Using Bikes To Snag Young Chicks

Also, what is up with all of the spandex they wear? I swear they only wear it to show off their junk. Ugh!

Posted on August 10, 2010 at 11:50 am 0

On Sad, Upside-Down Drunk Will Have Another

Gawd I hope it was a decent brew and not Bud or something. Although, at some point it doesn't matter, I guess.

Posted on June 23, 2010 at 6:32 pm 0

On Who Are You Awl?

last! again!

Posted on May 12, 2010 at 1:32 am 0

On Who Are You Awl?

LAST! No, but seriously folks, I've had this love/lust for Choire and Balk since '05 so I'd pretty much go anywhere they went.

Posted on May 11, 2010 at 10:18 pm 0

On The Definitive KFC Double Down Review

Double down and double over.

Posted on April 12, 2010 at 7:50 pm 0

On All Day, Every Day: Ask Us Anything!

Did Jeebus really have to die for our sins?

Posted on April 1, 2010 at 10:24 am 0

On New Seating Chart: Where Your Favorite Gawker Employee Sits

looks like the stool and dunce cap are in the lower left hand corner. good to know

Posted on March 5, 2010 at 11:17 am 0

On 5 Things You Are No Longer Allowed To Say On The Internet, As Of Right Now

I mean, really.

Posted on February 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm 0