On From Now On, You Have to Make Your Own Red Velvet Cupcakes
But Jolie! Buttermilk makes baked goods so delicious! And you don't even need to buy the nasty cartons. You can get powdered buttermilk that's way less gross and much easier to use.
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On It is a truth universally acknowledged...
Ooo, can we do one with How I Stopped ---- and Learned to Love ---- ? I've been seeing an awful lot of those lately.
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On #AskObama "Twitter Town Hall" Going... Quite Poorly
Nope, not how I saw that going at all.
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On The Daylily, Harbinger Of Your Sweet Death
Day lilies always remind me of my grandmother, who calls them shithouse lilies. I guess they grew by her family's outhouse when she was a kid. She also calls hors d'oeuvres "whore's ovaries." Classy dame, that one.
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On Some Cures For The Hiccups
I just take many small sips of water (10 seems to do it). Works every time and you can do it standing up.
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On The Night Clay Aiken Saved My Life
This was lovely. Thank you. When I was in the adolescent mental ward after a suicide attempt, we watched Better Off Dead. Which was exactly as bizarre as it sounds.
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On What Being 15 Is Like
How I Lost My Virginity
Me: You know, I really want to have lose my virginity.
My friend: Ok, we can do that.
And that was that. But I was almost 17 so maybe it's not so horrifying? Also, I still totally run my love life that way.
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On Chain Restaurant To Open
@Gef the Talking Mongoose The one in Bethlehem is an easy bus ride from the Port Authority Bus Terminal. The Bieber bus stops right across the street. (Yes, you read right, the Bieber bus.)
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On British Women Will Not Be Calmed
I love how England has a Shadow Government. It sounds so nefarious!
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On Nice Lillards Finish Last
(except for maybe poor Skeet Ulrich)