Quantcast
 

On Adorable Kid Probably In For Rough Adolescence

actually the hard part of the job is not smacking obnoxious children in the face

Posted on February 3, 2010 at 4:11 pm 0

On What Is The Deal With: Ke$ha?

Sounds a lot like Uffie. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUqFm0mhTYY)

but looks less jail-baity and more Ashley Tisdale.

Posted on January 6, 2010 at 2:15 pm 0

On The End of the 00s: Me Me Me, By the Numbers, by Logan Sachon

beef jerky! and I thought the pickled green beans and pickled okra, with jalepeno infused vodka was special.

Posted on December 31, 2009 at 11:21 am 0

On Gluttony with Mary HK Choi: Milkis & Calpico

Yakult is big in Mexico!

Posted on September 29, 2009 at 11:25 pm 0

On To Win Over George W. Bush, Act Dumber Than George W. Bush

yeah, um gyrated?? his moods oscillated?

Posted on September 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm 0

On If You Like CK One, You'll Love U-you. No, 'U.' Like The Letter?

Oh no, repressed memories of 7th grade when all the cool kids were spraying themselves silly with CK One and I got U-you in order to make myself feel better, but then I was paranoid that someone would be able to discern the difference, and pick up on the fact that I was wearing designer impostor so I never wore it.

so uh, thanks for that?

Posted on September 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm 0

On Why Are Winter Kids So Darn Stupid?

babies conceived on spring break.

Posted on September 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm 0

On The Great Annual Change Bowl Guessing Game

density of quarters, volume of bowl....$212.08

Posted on September 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm 0

On Budweiser Somehow Most Appealing Ingredient In Disgusting Beverage Combination

I think micheladas must vary region to region, but the ones I've always ordered are beer, lime juice, worcestershire sauce/soy sauce/jugo maggi, tabasco/valentina/san luis, and salt & pepper.

Posted on September 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm 0

On Doctor Who's New Look Sets British Pulses Racing

I would love it if actually this isn't their costume, at least not from the waist down. They were only shooting close ups, you see, and the actors were allowed to wear whatever shoes they felt most comfortable in.

Posted on July 20, 2009 at 11:29 pm 0