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On How To Not Barf

This post is missing Jolie's / the CDC's <3 U Bleachie admonition: wipe every surface everywhere with a solution made with "5 tablespoons to 1.5 cups of household bleach per 1 gallon of water".

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 2:44 pm 0

On Extremely Wet New Yorkers To Become Even More Annoying Online For Next 48 Hours

I appreciate the care taken in the timing of this post.

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 11:27 am 0

On How Jeb Bush Loses On Super Tuesday, 2016

@hockeymom I even heard the camera click audio cues in between the Choire's paragraphs.

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 12:45 pm 1

On How Do You Feel About Stationery?

@KarenUhOh With an 'er' like in 'paper' or else I have no idea.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 3:29 pm 0

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

By ignoring it in favor of cat and/or bear videos?

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 3:06 pm 2

On Here Is The Closest We May Come To Our Dream Of Being Bears

Needs more hibernating.

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 5:34 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Ugly

@davidwatts "Is it possible to love someone to whom you are not especially physically attracted?"

Yes, they're called friends. Good ones don't shit all over their friends' appearances constantly.

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 3:59 pm 5

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Ugly

My dating advice for everyone, ever: don't hang around people who can't think a thing without saying it.

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 1:23 pm 9

On You Slept With Too Many Men At Work, And Other Reasons Why You Ladies Are Single

I plan on getting old and having pets regardless of relationship status.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 1:50 pm 1

On Ask Polly: My Terrific Herd Of Friends Is Being Ruined By This Awful Freak

@bluewindgirl Try pitying her.

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 4:19 pm 2