This post is missing Jolie's / the CDC's <3 U Bleachie admonition: wipe every surface everywhere with a solution made with "5 tablespoons to 1.5 cups of household bleach per 1 gallon of water".
I appreciate the care taken in the timing of this post.
@hockeymom I even heard the camera click audio cues in between the Choire's paragraphs.
@KarenUhOh With an 'er' like in 'paper' or else I have no idea.
By ignoring it in favor of cat and/or bear videos?
Needs more hibernating.
@davidwatts "Is it possible to love someone to whom you are not especially physically attracted?"
Yes, they're called friends. Good ones don't shit all over their friends' appearances constantly.
My dating advice for everyone, ever: don't hang around people who can't think a thing without saying it.
I plan on getting old and having pets regardless of relationship status.
@bluewindgirl Try pitying her.