By Mr. B on Your Ovaries And Whatever It Is Men Have That Are The Equivalent Of Ovaries Will Explode When You See The Adorable Thing That These Bear Cubs Are Doing, Oh My God It's So Cute I Cannot Even Believe It
What do you even call that text that appears in the tab? Tab text? Anyway, A+.
By Julia duMais on Bagels, In Order
@laurel this is the true correct comment.
@Mr. B 1. Lox and cream cheese and sliced onion and sliced tomato. ON AN ONION BAGEL.
She bugs me because she stole Jacki Weaver's Oscar.
Humans Seek Comfort in Face of Death, No Matter How Unlikely
@ Bart Miller @twitter
Are you actively looking to embarrass yourself on the Internet here? Jesus effing Christ. The president from 2001-2009 definitely didn't miss ANY OF THE TEE TIMES EVER and a global financial bubble and crash that happened on his watch (and, more precisely, Alan Greenspan's watch) is the reason why so many people are food insecure. Do you realize that people can't buy anything EXCEPT food with SNAP benefits? And that the food that you can purchase is limited, in a fair way, to food that people more or less should actually eat? So the people who are drawing those benefits actually REALLY need them, and badly enough such that it's probably easier for them to work and take home income if they have a real job opportunity. (Which they don't, because we have massive unemployment/underemployment! And we're not alone on Earth with that problem, so maybe you should STOP TRYING TO DENY IT EXISTS.) BTW I have not heard a goddamn thing about food stamp abuse, and if some people (a percentage none of these GOP fuckers can ever quantify, by the way!) are faking their poverty and pulling in a couple hundred dollars under-the-table to buy glossy sneakers while they live in public housing... great, maybe those people can do that for another hundred thousand years and we might approach the level of one year's worth of corporate welfare in the United States.
There is nothing but shame here. Go strangle some infants and get the bile out of your system, you upper middle class TAX VICTIM.
Do me a favor: Instead of referring to the bullshit funding nonsense as "farmer welfare," call it "corporate farmer welfare." Real farmers don't get welfare. Big Ag and rich horse breeders do.
Yeah, but Cal riding Shamu as "his dog Spot" really drew a line in the huckster sand. And I'm grateful to his memory for making me turn off the TV.
By tjedison on Blockbusters
I am confused: you describe "Max" as "2,750-pound German bomb" but later "But Max, an early and light edition (the R.A.F. bombs tripled in size... " Was Max a German or RAF bomb? If it was RAF, how did it come to be dropped on London?
(More like this please! It could be called "Choire Reacts!!!!!")