By HereKitty on Meet The Awl
You know who else's birthday is April 20th?
@laurel Haha. I had that same reaction to the "innocent behaviors" line. It come directly after the author says she keeps trying to ditch Jessica. I think this narrator is unreliable!
By Bobby Womack on Lucky Louie
My dog died two days ago, so this was difficult to read, but it's heartening to hear about good people doing good work.
It would be cooler if he just said that without being a pre-med.
@14752752@twitter What, you've never seen The Langoliers?
@brad hey now, I used "ambivalent" incorrectly in a community college ethics class once (the best possible setting to blank on that word, btw) and I am stupid erudite.
Just seeing the words "food" and "Gowanus" so close to each other is giving me an upset stomach.
By Mr. B on Your Ovaries And Whatever It Is Men Have That Are The Equivalent Of Ovaries Will Explode When You See The Adorable Thing That These Bear Cubs Are Doing, Oh My God It's So Cute I Cannot Even Believe It
What do you even call that text that appears in the tab? Tab text? Anyway, A+.
By Julia duMais on Bagels, In Order
@laurel this is the true correct comment.
@Mr. B 1. Lox and cream cheese and sliced onion and sliced tomato. ON AN ONION BAGEL.