On Ask Polly: Why Is My Boyfriend Addicted To Internet Sex Chats And Why Won't He Stop Lying About It!
"…we talked long and hard about the kind of relationship we wanted: one based on trust, understanding, compassion, etc."
Yeah, I don't think he actually wants that kind of relationship. He wants the kind of relationship you currently have: faithful girlfriend and super fun exciting clandestine fuckery.
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On My Dark Night Of The Sole
Going to the dentist got a lot easier when I discovered he'd prescribe me one or two pre-visit valiums.
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On Man Apologizing All Over Town
"Also, a thank-you, to whichever one of our neighbors wrote the sign, for using the piece of paper" made me audibly amused.
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On Sorry, Rand Paul: The Drones Are Here To Stay
That kitten is perfect.
(Sorry!)
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On Try Not To Get Too Worked Up
Daylight Savings Time is the cruelest anachronistic temporal manipulation.
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On Elementary School Lockdowns: How We Teach Our Kids About Terror
In my Cali girlhood we got under our desks for earthquake survival purposes. Desks: the cause of and answer to all of life's problems.
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On Roger Ebert, 1942-2013
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, motherfuckers.