Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, motherfuckers.
On Ask Polly: Why Is My Boyfriend Addicted To Internet Sex Chats And Why Won't He Stop Lying About It!
"…we talked long and hard about the kind of relationship we wanted: one based on trust, understanding, compassion, etc."
Yeah, I don't think he actually wants that kind of relationship. He wants the kind of relationship you currently have: faithful girlfriend and super fun exciting clandestine fuckery.
On Dear Mom
Going to the dentist got a lot easier when I discovered he'd prescribe me one or two pre-visit valiums.
"Also, a thank-you, to whichever one of our neighbors wrote the sign, for using the piece of paper" made me audibly amused.
That kitten is perfect.
Daylight Savings Time is the cruelest anachronistic temporal manipulation.
In my Cali girlhood we got under our desks for earthquake survival purposes. Desks: the cause of and answer to all of life's problems.