On The Great GoogaMooga Aftermath of Subway Hippie Horror
What's it gonna take for you to turn that phone sideways next time you wanna make a movie? I'm in for a dollar.
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:41 am
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On Mayor Mike: My Stop and Frisk Police State Is Working!
It's doing a great job discouraging the illegal possession of alligators, too. We haven't turned up even one of those.
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 9:43 am
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On Swedish Chimp Launches Opening Volley In Great Primate War
Osvath is a pimp. He could never have outfought Santino. But I wasn't sure until this day. No, it was Barzini all along.
Posted on May 10, 2012 at 10:59 am
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On Dear Human “Best Friend”: Please, Please, For God’s Sake Please Turn Off The Noise And Flashing Lights Machine When You Leave
@City_Dater "I want my pups back!"
Posted on April 26, 2012 at 3:05 pm
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
@camelface The newsletters used to be fantastic when we never got them. Now that they're a regular thing, they suck.
Posted on April 18, 2012 at 10:02 am
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On The History Of The Animated GIF
7 minutes on GIFs and not one mention of 4chan?
Posted on March 8, 2012 at 10:34 am
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On Controversial "Sopranos" Finale Declared Officially Awesome
@Michael Schiavo Or even the simple Demolition Man vid.
Posted on March 1, 2012 at 11:02 am
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On Paul Auster Is 65
@dntsqzthchrmn But the Luna song is great!
Posted on February 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm
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On "Prehistoric Facebook" Also Sucked
Relationship Status:
Tribal
Clubbed
Cavesharing
It's Complicated