KenWheaton
Novelist, editor, journalist, drunk. Author of The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival
On Salt Actually Good For You Or Something
It's disappointing that actual science doesn't support our propaganda. DOWN WITH SALT!
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On Either Way, Media People Unpleasant
Sounds like someone is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore.
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On George Jones, 1931-2013
"I’d rather sing a sad song than eat."
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On Apartment Long
Just like on House Hunters, when every single couple sees the walk-in closet and the wife says, "Well, there's enough room in her for MY clothes. Hahaha. Amiright?" EVERY COUPLE. (And then they both complain that the 300-square-foot bathroom is too small.)
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On The Great Nobel Prize Cash-In Begins With A Big Bang
I feel less stupid after reading this. Job well done.
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On El Sueño De Bloomberg
As someone who wrote a satirical novel about food police and nanny state tactics AND just finished Moss' Salt, Sugar, Fat (an excellent read), I consider myself an expert on this subject, so let me say this.
The salt shakers on the table aren't the issue. It's the salt in the cooked food and the salt in the pre-packaged, processed crap that Mexicans are now eating as much as Americans.
Now excuse me while I finish this bag of Munchos.
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On Hacker Performs Live Airplane Hijack-Hack in Amsterdam
Hey, asshole, we were this close to being able to use electronics during takeoff. Now we're not going to be able to use them at all. THANKS FOR NOTHING!
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On Today You Can Buy Queen Mary I's Secret Trump Card
Helloooo. Spoiler alert? You just ruined the sequels to Wolf Hall and Bring Up the Bodies. Thanks a lot.