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KenWheaton

KenWheaton

Novelist, editor, journalist, drunk. Author of The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival

On Are You Ready to Grill This Weekend? Don't Panic, We Got You

@BadUncle Broke down and bought a gas grill a couple months ago for week-night cooking. Have to admit I love the damn thing, especially after ordering GrillGrates for it. And I'm also babysitting an electric smoker for a friend who lost his outdoor space. Used it once but it was so easy and convenient it almost took all the fun out of it.

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 2:53 pm 0

On Are You Ready to Grill This Weekend? Don't Panic, We Got You

I'm going brisket, shoulder, chicken with oak that I ... uh ... got from Amazon because that's the easiest thing for me to do. (Though I do love the look on the coworkers' faces when I get bags of wood delivered to Manhattan office)

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 1:40 pm 0

On Are You Ready to Grill This Weekend? Don't Panic, We Got You

Bring it: http://kenwheaton.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/smoker.jpg

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm 0

On Philosophy Defined

"Only, it transpired, a manifesto of sorts in which De Botton philosophically rallies with a clenched fist (around what, I could not possibly say)."

It's clenched around his penis, I'd bet.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 3:36 pm 1

On The Great GoogaMooga Aftermath of Subway Hippie Horror

@GailPink The horror of the F Train: the doors between cars don't open!

Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:49 am 0

On Ten Rap Stars Who Have Come Out In Support Of Gay Equality

Ice Cube. (Though that might be former rap star). http://adage.com/article/news/ice-cube-coors-light-burger-king-gay-marriage/234803/

Posted on May 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm 0

On Cilantro Dissidents Identified

GLITCH?!?! It's a feature, not a bug!

Posted on May 16, 2012 at 12:26 pm 1

On What 2012 Looked Like In 1982

Did yall get a discount deal on Jetson's art today?

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 4:59 pm 0

On Exercise Bad

You'll be glad to know that subsequent research (into the story, not into the science) discovered a headline that reads: EXERCISE YOUR SMOOTH MUSCLE.

You're welcome.

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 3:47 pm 1

On Awful Place Will Be Not As Awful, Eventually

It's a transit project in New York, so allow for another 10 years past the third extended deadline and at least quadruple the budget.

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am 0