Novelist, editor, journalist, drunk. Author of The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival

On De Blasio Will Transform New York City Into A Cruel And Frightening Post-Apocalyptic Garbagedome

Gee. Remember who was the year sponsor of the first chapter of Infinite Jest?

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 11:55 am 0

On Finance Justified

"Sorkin obviously doesn’t do outrage." I don't know. He seemed pretty outraged about that guy writing the Goldman Sachs Elevator tweets.

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 5:12 pm 1

On Moon Rocked

Christ, that soundtrack was awful.

Posted on February 25, 2014 at 12:13 pm 0

On Olives, Ranked

Overheard in Convivium Osteria in Park Slope two years ago: "Olives are very polarizing."
They are! I hate them! Other people love them!

Posted on January 10, 2014 at 4:51 pm 0

On The Squares Of New York City, In Order

No love for Bartle-Prithcard? Are is that too Brooklyn?

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:59 pm 0

On Could A Young Bob Dylan Make It Now?

Why does Tom Junod just assume the Dylan of his daughter's generation has to be a dude?
(Disclosure: I'm just being a smart-ass.)

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 11:04 am 1

On Fake Smokers Insist On Fake Word For Fake Smoking

And why is a 16-year-old testifying at one of these things?

Posted on December 5, 2013 at 12:22 pm 0

On I Failed To Monetize My Life As A Dating Blogger

Good stuff.

Posted on December 3, 2013 at 6:17 pm 0

On Can You Still Eat That Steak From 2006?

That whole story only applies to Canadian meats/freezers.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 11:45 am 1

On Henry Blodget Has A Body Count

@jolie You mean supporting a job in which a person gets meager tips in exchange for squirting soap into someone's hands after he's wiped his ass and then tries to force a breath mint or some Drakkar on him doesn't make me a populist hero?

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 12:46 pm 0