Novelist, editor, journalist, drunk. Author of The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival
What next, Ken? You're going to claim that changing my profile picture to Snagglepuss last year didn't stop child abuse? You ANIMAL!
She and her people need to quit with this home-movie-looking stuff. Barely tolerable the first time.
On Plates Small
I'm not going to be told how to eat by a man who gets then/than usage wrong.
Thank god they're switching to squares and rectangles, which in the U.K. have no corners.
Probably a sequel to the "Infancy" gospel in which young Jesus used his magical powers to kill two playmates and blind their parents.
@davidwatts Sorry, David. Sounds more like a TedX speech. And you should pay us for the privilege!
The only thing that would make me dislike Hathaway is if she ACTUALLY gives a shit about what any of these people are saying on Twitter and elsewhere. Count yer blessings, kid. And yer money. And yer statues.
Holy shit I just had a flashback to 2003. Not sure how to feel about that either. Could be interesting?
Screw that. And by screw that, I don't mean whatever version of birth control is revealed at that link. I mean web video that is not comedy related. Want to tell me about the birth control? Put it in fucking words so I can skip to the relevant line -- BEAR TESTICLES IS GOOD BIRTH CONTROL (that's what I'm going to imagine at any rate).
What I don't want to do is sit through a) a 15- or 30-second preroll and THEN b) another infinity of some bespectacled guy bantering like he's on E!
I want my click back.
Kids these days.