Novelist, editor, journalist, drunk. Author of The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival
Good writers appreciate being fact checked. Or good people treat fact checkers right. Or both.
Considering this news is DAYS old and you're just getting to it now, I have to wonder where you were on Tuesday, Alex Balk. And how much do you want for a bottle?
Actually, those are all charity slots. So you'll have to come up with $2,500 minimum to get those bloody nipples.
@Niko Bellic Hahahaha. Since I switched to DirecTV and lost NY1, I don't watch the TV news. Any of it. (And you can never count out a last-minute decision by Bloomberg just to stay put.)
Not to sound naive or cynical or whatever, but can we at least pretend that the general elections matter and that winning a primary in New York doesn't automatically mean winning the seat?
Fry them. Duh.
I've killed my fair share of animals with a gun, and I'm still a carnivore. But this: "The sport of hunting hibernating bears." No.
This is some damn fine trolling.
Don't worry, olds. This is something the hipsters can get on board with and rescue!