KenWheaton
Novelist, editor, journalist, drunk. Author of The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival
On Who Does The Best "Chelsea Hotel #2"?
She and her people need to quit with this home-movie-looking stuff. Barely tolerable the first time.
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On Plates Small
I'm not going to be told how to eat by a man who gets then/than usage wrong.
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On Britain Cracking Down On Tripartite Angles
Thank god they're switching to squares and rectangles, which in the U.K. have no corners.
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On Magic Shape-Shifting Jesus Supposedly Arrested On Wrong Night
Probably a sequel to the "Infancy" gospel in which young Jesus used his magical powers to kill two playmates and blind their parents.
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On Would Facebook Have Prevented Vietnam?
@davidwatts Sorry, David. Sounds more like a TedX speech. And you should pay us for the privilege!
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On Real Cost Of Sequester Already Being Felt By People Who Actually Matter
http://www.fly.faa.gov/flyfaa/usmap.jsp
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On Why Is Woman So Disliked?
The only thing that would make me dislike Hathaway is if she ACTUALLY gives a shit about what any of these people are saying on Twitter and elsewhere. Count yer blessings, kid. And yer money. And yer statues.
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On Animated "Achewood"
Holy shit I just had a flashback to 2003. Not sure how to feel about that either. Could be interesting?
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On I Can't Understand Why This Male Birth Control Technique Has Not Taken Off
Screw that. And by screw that, I don't mean whatever version of birth control is revealed at that link. I mean web video that is not comedy related. Want to tell me about the birth control? Put it in fucking words so I can skip to the relevant line -- BEAR TESTICLES IS GOOD BIRTH CONTROL (that's what I'm going to imagine at any rate).
What I don't want to do is sit through a) a 15- or 30-second preroll and THEN b) another infinity of some bespectacled guy bantering like he's on E!
I want my click back.
Kids these days.
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On The Weirdest Marriage Equality Signs On the Internet
What next, Ken? You're going to claim that changing my profile picture to Snagglepuss last year didn't stop child abuse? You ANIMAL!