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KenWheaton

KenWheaton

Novelist, editor, journalist, drunk. Author of The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival

On Today You Can Buy Queen Mary I's Secret Trump Card

Helloooo. Spoiler alert? You just ruined the sequels to Wolf Hall and Bring Up the Bodies. Thanks a lot.

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 1:33 pm 1

On Salt Actually Good For You Or Something

It's disappointing that actual science doesn't support our propaganda. DOWN WITH SALT!

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 1:01 pm 0

On Either Way, Media People Unpleasant

Sounds like someone is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 2:50 pm 1

On You're Not Sad, You Just Suck

This really saddens me.

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 1:00 pm 0

On George Jones, 1931-2013

"I’d rather sing a sad song than eat."

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 2:15 pm 0

On Apartment Long

Just like on House Hunters, when every single couple sees the walk-in closet and the wife says, "Well, there's enough room in her for MY clothes. Hahaha. Amiright?" EVERY COUPLE. (And then they both complain that the 300-square-foot bathroom is too small.)

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 12:09 pm 0

On The Great Nobel Prize Cash-In Begins With A Big Bang

I feel less stupid after reading this. Job well done.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 5:26 pm 1

On El Sueño De Bloomberg

As someone who wrote a satirical novel about food police and nanny state tactics AND just finished Moss' Salt, Sugar, Fat (an excellent read), I consider myself an expert on this subject, so let me say this.

The salt shakers on the table aren't the issue. It's the salt in the cooked food and the salt in the pre-packaged, processed crap that Mexicans are now eating as much as Americans.

Now excuse me while I finish this bag of Munchos.

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 11:16 am 0

On Hacker Performs Live Airplane Hijack-Hack in Amsterdam

Hey, asshole, we were this close to being able to use electronics during takeoff. Now we're not going to be able to use them at all. THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 10:40 am 0

On "Was This Meat Shot Locally?"

Not for the witnesses!

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 4:33 pm 0