On Why Everyone Hates The New 'Sex and the City' Movie
I think it might have something to do with the tone-deaf nature of having four outrageously wealthy people jet off to Abu Dhabi in the middle of the worst recession almost ever.
Maybe Carrie could have to take a job as a waitress because the writing assignments dry up. Or Miranda could be downsized, and forced to sit through those humiliating "how to find a job" seminars the Dept. of Labor makes you sit through when you file for unemployment. And Charlotte could be swindled by Bernie Madoff.
I don't have any problem with the women having sex. I just wish there was more nudity.
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On Carroll Gardens, Then And Now
Nicely done. I have the feeling that even your shopping lists are well-written.
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On 'Miami Social' Really Is "Stupid," Says Its Greenlighter, So Why The Heck....
I think airing a program about boiling Uzbekistani dissidents alive would be preferable to any reality TV.
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On Morgan Stanley Intern Is Voice Of His Generation
Who cares what teens like? Shouldn't they just be put in chains and forced to do manual labor until they're eighteen?
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On NJ Gov Going Down Unless Popular Pal Lends A Hand
Corzine should just remind voters what happened the last time New Jersey had a Republican governor. Whitman raided the state pension funds and left a $6 billion deficit.
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On Oh, A Blind Item!
It has to be Lindsey Lohan and Katie Holmes. It just has to be.
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On When Choosing A College, Don't Forget To Ask If They Have Valet Parking
I personally wouldn't attend a college without a sommelier in every dorm.
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On Ben Kunkel Was Right
Never mind the girl, the UES is kind of the cold shower of Manhattan neighborhoods, isn't it?
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On Recession Battering Nation's Titty-Jiggling Trade
Damnit. I'm going to miss the lobster Thermidor at New York Dolls.
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On Why Everyone Hates The New 'Sex and the City' Movie
I think the trick is to do a crossover. Cloverfield meets SATC 2. A monster arises out of New York Harbor and destroys the Meatpacking District. Only token minorities and poor people live.
And by "poor people", I mean Brooklyn.