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On The Nine New Nominees For The Rock-n-Roll Hall Of Fame Are Super Excellent

@LondonLee Um, no. No.

Posted on September 27, 2011 at 9:21 pm 0

On "An Epic Match-Up Among the 64 Best Pop Songs Released Since 1981"

@cxs504 Only one of the best and most important pop songs ever.

Are YOU opposites day?

Posted on July 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm 0

On How to Shame Teenage Girls into Proper Prudeness

the dude is totally innocent cuz the fatty 5 (at best) is sending him unsolicited tit pics and, being an 8 or 9, he's tired of the uggos doing anything they can to get his attention. he's obviously justified in broadcasting her pathetic dirty flirt attempt.

Posted on May 27, 2011 at 7:57 pm 0

On Starbucks Will Make America A Great Wine Country

I live a few short blocks from the Olive St. SB and FUCK THAT. We have bars. We have coffee. We don't need a SB bar. We don't need every other SB patron to spout off about their new found love of wine and how they adore their SB sommlier/BARISTA.

Posted on July 9, 2010 at 12:13 am 0

On The Wine Vending Machine

"Ok, please insert the breathalyzer tube farther in to your mouth. Ok, no, too far, back off a little...a bit more in now...not that far..."

Posted on July 8, 2010 at 4:24 pm 0

On The 'Alejandro' Video: Lady Gaga and Failures of Pastiche

I, too, see this as GaGa failing at her particular brand of pastiche. We all know she draws heavily on her influences but usually she does it in such a anti-subversive and meta-meta way that fans think she's cool for doing it. This video, however, is so blatant in it's use of video cliches, or should I say Madonna video cliches, (military shit, catholic shit, sex shit, dancing shit) that we question her intent and therefore the video's artistic merit.

Not a cultural spectacle like Telephone.
Not as well put together as Bad Romance.
Better luck next time.

I'm a LG fan; I blame the director.

Posted on June 8, 2010 at 7:28 pm 0

On Take These Tests While You're Reading This Post

TOTALLY. I would have ruled that test if it were set up vowel/even, consonant/odd. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted on June 8, 2010 at 12:38 am 0

On Emerald City Panhandlers Support Local Girl Scouts

What this is about, if you haven't figured it out, is a semi-clever backlash against a proposed anti-panhandling law in Seattle.

Posted on March 6, 2010 at 8:00 pm 0