On When Women Want It
@Gef the Talking Mongoose You've got to fix your sink before you fix her sink?
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On When Women Want It
Well, I guess it's 11pm on a Saturday night somewhere!
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On To Enjoy: That Purple Sound
I'm your bomb, baby, ready 2 explode.
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On Now Anderson Cooper Is Destroying People's Lunch Hours One by One
I think everything would have been hunky dory if she had received the correct lunch.
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On 'Wideacre': Depraved Estate-Management For Dummies
I liked the description of Scarlett as "unfortunate fan-fiction sequel." Fortunately for us, it is as smutty as it is unfortunate.
Scarlett dragging her drama across the pond + witch baby + Irish terrorists = classic CLASSIC TRASH.
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On Balsamic Vinegar Is So Lame These Days
I came to the same conclusion about balsamic vinegar when the condiment shelves at dollar stores started sagging with unwanted bottles of the stuff. Moral of this story: you learn more about the world from visiting the dollar store than from reading The Washington Post.
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On Everything I Didn't Learn From Taking A Personal Genome Test
@Annie K. Morgellons.
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On Understanding What Ladies May Not Wear to Prom
I went to JC Penney's yesterday hoping to find a plethora of Ellen-inspired tuxedoes for young ladies to rock at prom, but instead it was rack after rack of option 2 on the "NO!!!" slide.
NO!!!
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On I Was A Child Model! A Tragedy In Nine Pictures
My brother was a suspendered and collar popped child model in local newspaper ads in the late 80's, so I got a kick out of reading about your similar experience. I like how your story illustrates not just the cookie break thrills, but also the secret shame that I would imagine most boys being made to wear rainbow suspenders while licking a plastic ice cream cone would feel.