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Pandemic Endemic

I like dynamic kinetics, synesthetic aesthetics, shrimp scampi and Duran Duran.

On Enjoy Your Extra Perfluorocarbon, Straphangers

The gas will consist of the scaly bits from all the used up non-stick frying pans that we can't bring ourselves to throw away, but can't allow ourselves to continue cooking with.

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 3:38 pm 0

On I'm Nobody: Eve Sedgwick After Death

@dinah Poetry, language, thought.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 6:08 pm 0

On Ranking the Heritage Foundation's "Conservative Men" Pinterest Board, By Hotness

These guys would totes get kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too hot.

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 12:31 pm 0

On Hahaha, Sure, Let's Tell The Elites That We're All In This Together

With the exception of the Concorde, don't the elite have their own planes? Probably their own airports, too?

Posted on April 25, 2013 at 6:42 pm 0

On Apartment Long

"...and a private lawn-like space on the building's roof."
"Kitchens and great rooms are large and loft-like."

News Alert: Thing Is Like The Thing That It Is.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 4:28 pm 0

On Your Sneeze: What Does It Say About You

My sneezes result in more of a Howard the Duck-type expulsion.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 4:18 pm 0

On Conan O'Brien Is 50

"May the Force be with you."

Posted on April 19, 2013 at 12:57 pm 0

On Ladies, Have You Worried About Having It All Yet Today?

But how many times do they mention "lean in"?

Posted on April 10, 2013 at 1:59 pm 1

On Men Suddenly Abandon Socks!

I like to think that this socklessness is in defiance of Sartorialist declaring that sandals and socks are "in" this spring.

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 1:07 pm 0

On Racetrack Shuttered Lest Tourists Be Confronted With Giant Penis

If it doesn't have any nut hairs, it doesn't have any "commitment."

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 1:03 pm 0