On Woman Can't Make New Memories
Tangentially related, I for one am disappointed in the pronunciation of tamagotchi.
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On Hungry America Gets Angry, Famous America Gets Silly
Lesson to be learned, America. This is why you don't do meth and go to McDonalds.
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On Timmy The Tortoise Finds A Friend
Anyone seen the BBC Real Dolls documentary?
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On Until Cop Cars Can Fly, The Ground-to-Air 'Transition' is the Perfect Getaway Car
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads, because of robo holocaust.
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On Happy Social Media Day, Everybody!
I feel like one of those parents who has to explain why there's no kids' day. EVERY DAY IS SOCIAL MEDIA DAY.
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On Real America: Guess BP's Stock Price on Christmas Eve, Win One BP Share
An apocalyptic $20.12
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On Neighborliness And No Loneliness? What City Am I Living In?
Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
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On These Guys Finally Figured Out How To Wear Sweatpants And Attract Women At The Same Time
"...the peacock puts on a show to attract the peahen. The peacock raises his long colorful tail feathers into the air and shakes them. The shaking of his tail feathers sounds like leaves rustling in the wind. The peacock faces the peahen, with his rustling tail feathers and follows her around making loud mating calls. If the peahen takes interest, she will allow the peacock to mate with her..."
http://tinyurl.com/37yhxos
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On Jersey Mayhem: Every Criminal Makes One Mistake
Raccoons are vicious. There's a 50 pounder who lives by my parent's house who eats their garbage every night and lights up a cig on top of the cans.
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On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever
For me, the "is it gluten?" line rang for centuries.