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On The Oscars are Next Week and Nope, I Still Haven’t Seen 'Avatar'

Congratulations on not seeing Avatar. It's an accomplishment worth writing about. While the rest of us plebeian sheep gladly handed over our 12 bucks to ruin our lives by watching a movie, you were among the few left who were smart enough to see this ruse for what it was. I spend every waking moment wishing I could go back to the time before I went to see Avatar. When I was still among those few whose opinions were better and more important than everyone elses.

Posted on March 1, 2010 at 11:22 pm 0