On How To Get Lost Less Often
The best way to avoid getting your bearings in a new city: set your GPS map to "up = in front of you" instead of "up = north." Ask me how I etc. etc.
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On The Horrific Horror of Brooklyn
@melis Your interest in claw-foot tubs and nice hardwood floors is *not* making you sound less like a real estate agent.
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On The Rent Is Too Damn Hilarious
@deepomega Or even someone in Brentwood/Santa Monica?
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On Doorways Are Magical Forgetting Machines
I wish clicking "close tab" did that.
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On The New Parents' Guide To Car Shopping
When I was 7 or so, my parents went to a dealership to buy a minivan, and it went something like this:
Dad: ...No, at this price, we're going to have to look elsewhere. Unless there's anything else you can do.
Mom: But, [Dad], I thought we decided this was going to be the last place for sure!
Dad: .....
Fortunately, since I was at that moment playing bumper cars with my siblings on the showroom floor in rolling chairs we stole from someone's office, the salesperson decided to give in.
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On How To Write A Love Poem
Wait, how can you like Elizabeth Bishop and hate sestinas??
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On Use Your Testosterone Before Children Take It Away From You
I wonder what the effect is of reading "Go The Fuck To Sleep."
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On What Makes A Great Critic?
Maria, thank you so much for this. You are definitely someone who always seems to be writing something interesting!
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On 'Gone With The Wind': Devil In A Black Bombazine Dress
@barnhouse Agreed - I was always disappointed in Melanie and Ashley for not moving to New York when they could have.