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Jeff Carpenter

Jeff Carpenter

Husband, penguin aficionado, father.

On The Seven Annoying Friends You Meet At Trivia Night

We made a female bartender gasp and say 'EW!' when we used the team name 'Kitten Fisters.' Even though I didn't come up with the name I still felt a bit of pride at that.

Posted on June 9, 2011 at 5:03 pm 0

On 'Bridesmaids': Am I Doing Being A Woman Wrong?

I'm not as worried about specific parts of the film as Michelle is, but I completely agree with the overall feeling that although this movie was fine, it's not some big turning point for women.

It was, perhaps, a new (and positive) direction for romantic comedies, but that's really all this was. An evolved rom-com-rework. It's nice to see that kind of film evolve but this is not ground-breaking or super-feminist or any other kind of big cultural shift. I can find much more feminist-power appeal in Tina Fey's 'Date Night,' honestly, and I'm not saying there's all that much there.

Personally I found 'Bridesmaids' to contain the exact same amount of humor as an episode of NBC's 'Community' which sounds good until you realize 'Bridesmaids' is about 5 times as long. So it's not bad, really, I'm just not as gaga over it as some reviewers seem to be.

Posted on May 16, 2011 at 3:43 pm 0

On Why 'The Little Mermaid' Is The Greatest Movie of Our Time

Ariel singlehandadly awakened my prepubescent interest in the opposite gender. Was it because she was the first Disney princess to appear wearing only a bra? Or was the timing just right? (I was 8.) We'll never know for sure, but I like to think there was more to it than that; that Ariel was special. I sure hate to think of all the poor kids who were sexually awakened by something like, say, the Shrek films. We had things so much better in the 80's.

Posted on May 11, 2011 at 5:27 pm 1

On "A Group Of Ducks Is Blown Away By The Wind"

Geez. Thanks a lot, Awl. That's the worst thing I've ever laughed at. I couldn't stop and now I feel sad.

Posted on December 7, 2010 at 10:37 am 0

On Millennials Rule The Land

You're focusing on 'grade school?' You're not more disturbed by the fact that the author associates AOL with CDs rather than floppy disks? It's even worse than you think!

Posted on November 24, 2010 at 10:18 am 1

On Man Dressed As Grass Caught By Dog During Heist Of Museum Filled With Rocks

Little known fact: All 3 'Oceans' movies were based on this story. They had to embellish it a little bit. You know how it is.

Posted on October 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm 0

On Our Taiwanese Animator Friends Explain Brett Favre (And America)

I'm pretty sure that's Teddy Roosevelt. Wait. Does he have glasses and a mustache? I can both see and not see them. It's like an optical illusion Roosevelt.

Posted on October 15, 2010 at 10:46 am 0

On Ass Appreciated

Even more to the point, Geoffrey the Giraffe disagrees with ArtYucko most emphatically.

Posted on October 14, 2010 at 12:08 pm 0

On Kim Jong-un Is Real!

Hold on...I'm gonna need a few more minutes to parse that first sentence. I'll figure it out soon!

Posted on September 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm 0

On Interactive Bear Ad Knows You're A Juvenile At Heart

These may be getting old, but I don't care. I still love them. I'm mostly impressed that "paints" was included. It's like they can read my mind!

Posted on September 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm 0