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On There Are Fewer Idiots In America Than You Think

Because people (and fakes) have Facebook accounts doesn't mean they look at them any more than they look at Twitter. Jabbering and one-liners become wearisome pretty rapidly for most people.

Posted on February 10, 2014 at 11:47 am 0

On Ask Polly: I Am Obsessed With My Boyfriend's Evil Ex-Girlfriend—And Her Blog! (And Their Dogs!)

@nyc121212 -- 'Female' is a bit clinical but to me it doesn't really seem to carry the frightful weight of moral opprobrium you're trying to load on it.

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 9:26 pm 0

On Prices For Death From Above Show On The High Side

I am glad to hear the death-and-disaster tourists are going to get soaked. I had a job near the WTC in 2001, and after 9/11 I had to literally shove them and their huge cameras out of the way just to get to work. I wish they could be charged more, since we can't send them to another planet.

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 12:23 pm 0

On What If These TED Talks Were Horribly, Unspeakably Wrong?

While Gladwell is a just target for satire and other derisions, I thought Pallotta was the most interesting, in that running charities for profit is an ancient game, so that baldly suggesting that it would be some sort of innovation exceeds Gladwell's chutzpah quotient by many points.

Posted on January 17, 2014 at 2:44 pm 1

On Ask Polly: My Mom Keeps Guilting Me About Visiting For Christmas!

@triggermarie -- It's nice if you can change the subject. FUAX seemed not to be able to. A lot of people seem to have that problem. I don't understand it -- I wouldn't think of treating my grown children disrespectfully. But I'm a crank.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 12:10 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Mom Keeps Guilting Me About Visiting For Christmas!

I think the stuff about how you may never see the person alive again is invalid. That is true of everyone and everything: 'Look thy last on all things lovely' and unlovely as well. That is how we live.

As for the rest, I believe the correct performance of familial obligations requires mutual respect. In this instance, religion apparently licenses the parent to disrespect the child, especially the separate bedrooms bit. The only justification for attending the event as described I can see is as an act of war: drag me into your camp and I'll subvert your followers. It might be worthwhile attending on that basis, although I think FUAX and company will soon be disinvited.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 10:37 am 2

On Ask Polly: My Mom Keeps Guilting Me About Visiting For Christmas!

@Olivia2.0 -- Yes, you are probably the ONLY. I am pretty weird, too; I used to get along pretty well with most of my in-laws, even on holidays. I couldn't stand the television, though, so it didn't work out in the long run.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 10:28 am 0

On Ask Polly: I Am Severely Chafed By My Gentle, Compassionate Boyfriend

@Paddy -- Some do, some don't. The smarter ones get bored with bad boys, because bad boys are pretty limited by their badness.

Posted on December 17, 2013 at 11:00 am 0

On No We Are Not Joking About The Great Mind-Wasting Horror That Is The DMV

In the last several years, my visits to the DMV have been rapid and efficient, probably because I have chosen offices in the remote wilds of Staten Island and Queens. Probably, the further you get from civilization the faster it goes. Hence, going to a DMV office in the Bronx should take about two minutes. Avoid popular, kicky venues like Herald Square or Worth Street. Bring a book with small pages or short paragraphs.

Posted on December 11, 2013 at 12:01 pm 0

On I Failed To Monetize My Life As A Dating Blogger

@zinger -- Buy it, nothing. You should write it! Get to work!

'Level Zero, this is Level 6 -- you've got to do something -- Level 5 and Level 7 are fighting it out, and I'm caught in the crossfire!'

'What do you expect me to do? It's novelists all the way down!'

There you go. A donnée, three characters, and a title. You're all set!

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 1:25 pm 0