On Meet The Awl

Someone is going to check on Balk every day right?

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On Something Ordinary In The Air

"Now boarding persons with Happy Fun Miles award cards and Lugage' by Kanye."

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 8:57 pm 0

On The Dueling Flickr Feeds Of Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

Air Force One needs an extreme makeover. It looks like those houses were rich people bought things about 3 years ahead of the general consumer market and everything is real janky but they paid way too much to throw it out.

Posted on October 15, 2012 at 9:17 pm 0

On A Chat With Fran Lebowitz

@whateverlolawants It's actually not good. You should cling to what you know.

Posted on October 3, 2012 at 2:48 am 1

On 'Stranger In A Strange Land': Can You Grok That?

Can anyone call your dad or do you have to be a daughter or something?

Posted on September 26, 2012 at 9:03 pm 5

On Bird Sweary

If my cat could talk...

Posted on September 10, 2012 at 7:30 pm 0

On Is Brooklyn Better? Has Manhattan Gotten Worse? Revisiting NY Mag's "I Hate Brooklyn" Article Seven Years Later

@deepomega You would be sued by Ottavia Bourdain.

Posted on September 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm 1

On Milanos Are Garbage, Verona 4 Life

@bitzyboozer With an occasional Lil' Dutch Maid Windmill thrown in and when available, a Maurice Lenell Butterscotch Star.

Posted on September 5, 2012 at 8:17 pm 0

On Word Mispronounced

@jolie Sicha

Posted on September 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm 0

On Worst Bus Ride Ever

Ratso dies at the end of this bus ride, right?

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 2:35 pm 0