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On Liquor

What, no love for mouthwash? Or maybe that was covered by the schnapps.

Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:55 pm 0

On Elizabeth Taylor, As We Remember Her

It's a better world for her having lived in it. I hope she's having a big ole martini with Dick right now.

Posted on March 23, 2011 at 12:57 pm 3

On Meet the Permaslacks: Older Now, But Still Wearing The Same Clothes

Hmmm, I signed up to comment here and then kinda'... stopped. Because I'm not much of a community member or "joiner." I don't want to resemble this piece but there you have it. Maybe it's all the pot I smoke, or just that the world will never be as good as it was in 1995. Nah, it's the pot.

Posted on February 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm 2

On Conclusive Evidence: Gay Men Earn Less Than Straight Men

Goin' on 18 months unemployment and I can verify that this gay is not "livin' the life."

Posted on November 16, 2010 at 11:22 am 1

On Eggs, Pretty Much Everything Else, Bad For You

My day was all tickertape (bird's nests of shredded paper but who's counting) and sunshine but the last 18 months have been much of the above. Eggs are awesome and, indeed, we're all dying anyway.

Posted on November 3, 2010 at 7:29 pm 0

On This Is My Year To Finally Poison Some Children

I suppose this is better than giving kids candy wrappers filled with weed? I want to say that happened here in the Bay Area two years ago? I really should be writing a new business proposal right now but I also am a gay who does not appreciate the little ankle biters.

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 12:46 pm 1

On Dear Jon Bon Jovi

I, too, liked Runaway but blanched when I heard all the rest. I also did not like acid wash jeans and yet here we are. (OMG I LOVE THIS COMMENT EDIT THING! IT EVEN HAS A COUNTDOWN! SQUEEE!!!)

Posted on October 25, 2010 at 8:23 pm 0

On 'My War': Bradlee Dean's Popular Struggle Against Those Criminal, Child-Molesting Gays

Thanks for this. It's way past time that legitimate media outlets realize that bigots like this are not acceptable role models and that anti-gay bigotry is the cause of so many wrongs. Assholes like this and Tony Perkins are not reasonable spokespersons for a "he-said, she-said" false equivalency "objective" story.

Posted on October 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm 0

On Gloria Stuart, 1910-2010

I'm just glad the obit didn't say "died suddenly" or "unexpectedly."

Posted on September 27, 2010 at 2:25 pm 0

On Dear Joel


Posted on September 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm 0