Mike Riggs

Mike Riggs

Saving all my money. Want to start a rabbit farm.

On 2013, In Order

I actually had a pretty good August this year. Good to see September getting its due placement.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 4:32 pm 0

On Chopped Salad Toppings, In Order

@Alex Balk Smart move excluding meats and cheeses, the salt and pepper of salad toppings.

Posted on December 3, 2013 at 2:31 pm 0

On Chopped Salad Toppings, In Order

This list is an act of aggression. Grapes should be better positioned and sundried tomatoes should not even be on it.

Posted on December 3, 2013 at 2:15 pm 1

On Is It Acceptable To Have Children?

Meanwhile, I will be Googling "impregnation" and Sally Forth.

Posted on November 21, 2012 at 1:34 pm 2

On The Incident Report. Or, The Time I Broke It

@stuffisthings He is referring to this.

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm 1

On Stalkerish Subject Lines From Emails Sent By Colleges And Universities After My Daughter Took The PSAT, In Ascending Order Of Creepiness

If the PSAT had asked for an email address back when I took it, I would've been a much more confident 10th grader. Then again, I didn't know how email worked in 2001. So, maybe not.

Posted on April 11, 2011 at 3:01 pm 0

On The Minority White Race Has a Spokeschild

I'm pretty sure he says, "..to keep Mexicans from coming across the butthole."

Did anybody else hear that?

Posted on December 6, 2010 at 10:44 am 0

On 'Doonesbury' At 40

Likewise, everything I know about the Moral Majority and the 1980s I learned from Berkeley Breathed.

Posted on November 23, 2010 at 9:12 am 0

On Troubadour's Memoir Approved Of

And here I was thinking Cormac McCarthy invented the \"chapter subhead.\" Wisdom!

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 1:24 pm 0

On Florida's Cat Village: Not A Dream

Would make more sense just to truck all the shit to Alabama. Much closer, and no one would even notice.

Posted on September 17, 2010 at 1:24 pm 0