Saving all my money. Want to start a rabbit farm.
@Alex Balk Smart move excluding meats and cheeses, the salt and pepper of salad toppings.
This list is an act of aggression. Grapes should be better positioned and sundried tomatoes should not even be on it.
Meanwhile, I will be Googling "impregnation" and Sally Forth.
@stuffisthings He is referring to this.
On Stalkerish Subject Lines From Emails Sent By Colleges And Universities After My Daughter Took The PSAT, In Ascending Order Of Creepiness
If the PSAT had asked for an email address back when I took it, I would've been a much more confident 10th grader. Then again, I didn't know how email worked in 2001. So, maybe not.
I'm pretty sure he says, "..to keep Mexicans from coming across the butthole."
Did anybody else hear that?
Likewise, everything I know about the Moral Majority and the 1980s I learned from Berkeley Breathed.
And here I was thinking Cormac McCarthy invented the \"chapter subhead.\" Wisdom!
Would make more sense just to truck all the shit to Alabama. Much closer, and no one would even notice.
Imagine the smell of that place after an afternoon shower in mid-July.