On The Incident Report. Or, The Time I Broke It
@stuffisthings He is referring to this.
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On Stalkerish Subject Lines From Emails Sent By Colleges And Universities After My Daughter Took The PSAT, In Ascending Order Of Creepiness
If the PSAT had asked for an email address back when I took it, I would've been a much more confident 10th grader. Then again, I didn't know how email worked in 2001. So, maybe not.
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On The Minority White Race Has a Spokeschild
I'm pretty sure he says, "..to keep Mexicans from coming across the butthole."
Did anybody else hear that?
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On 'Doonesbury' At 40
Likewise, everything I know about the Moral Majority and the 1980s I learned from Berkeley Breathed.
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On Troubadour's Memoir Approved Of
And here I was thinking Cormac McCarthy invented the \"chapter subhead.\" Wisdom!
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On Florida's Cat Village: Not A Dream
Would make more sense just to truck all the shit to Alabama. Much closer, and no one would even notice.
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On Florida's Cat Village: Not A Dream
Imagine the smell of that place after an afternoon shower in mid-July.
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On Six Area Codes In Which At Least One Collection Agency Is Located
I still have a 407 #, y'all. Please don't block my calls.
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On Neu! NeuNeuNeuNeuNeu!
This had better be good, Balk. I'm pausing the Inception soundtrack to listen this shit.
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On Is It Acceptable To Have Children?
Meanwhile, I will be Googling "impregnation" and Sally Forth.