The End Of The Rodeo For The World's Greatest Cowboy
The World’s Greatest Cowboy had to be peeled off his barstool and carried home the night he killed a man. READ MORE
Wait For It
I have known some impatient people over the years who couldn’t wait for the end of the world. READ MORE
A Q&A With A Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Darrell did not cry when the mortgage crisis killed new home construction, putting him out of work. Instead, he packed up his bags and joined his girlfriend in South Florida, where he found a new job as an in-home salesman, pushing expensive vacuum cleaners and air purifiers to snowbirds and other crazy Floridians. While Darrell is but one of hundreds of such salesman in the South Florida area, we have obscured the city in which he works and changed his name to protect his identity. READ MORE
Lent, Part One
"Most merciful God, we confess that we have sinned against thee in thought, word, and deed, by what we have done, and by what we have left undone. For the sake of thy Son Jesus Christ, have mercy on us, because we'll probably do it again tomorrow." READ MORE
