On Blame It On Volcanoes

@BadUncle Ask, and you shall receive. So don't blame me for this: http://fireshaw.deviantart.com/art/Volcano-Hair-2-153329927

Posted on January 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm 0

On A Scenic Tour Of Toxic Sites Across America

I shop at my local landfill: http://www.fordland.com/news/announcements/45-ford-land-announces-new-green-retail-redevelopment-in-allen-park.html


Prior to a shopping center, this was the site of a VA hospital. Poor vets.

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 1:47 pm 0

On Pizza Toppings, In Order

@keisertroll I love pineapple, but tropical fruit has no place on a pizza.

Posted on October 18, 2011 at 2:47 pm 0

On "Chili’s is now offering up free Chips & Salsa when guests check in on Foursquare"

Do houses have thumbs?

Posted on July 15, 2010 at 10:53 am 0

On Did You Feel The Earthquake?

I felt it in Detroit, but I just figured it was Kwame Kilpatrick hitting the floor: http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/24003605/detail.html#story

Posted on June 23, 2010 at 3:52 pm 0

On Novels Lousy With Barking Dogs

My best friend's dog sounds like a seal when he barks.

Posted on June 17, 2010 at 4:57 pm 0

On Tea Partiers Have No Use For Emergency Services

If only.

Posted on June 15, 2010 at 4:55 pm 0

On How To Swear In English

Sometimes, specificity is required.

Posted on June 15, 2010 at 9:22 am 0

On Writers, Your Time Is Running Short

You read my mind. I'm waiting for 40. Then all my pent-up creativity and talent will explode into at least THREE books!

Posted on June 14, 2010 at 2:40 pm 0

On Why Won't The Angry American Voter Do What The Pundits Say?

If you're not pissed, who do you know who to vote for? Or against, for that matter?

Posted on June 9, 2010 at 11:35 am 0