Just reading these old printed out Lord_Voldemort7 tweets I keep in my desk for emergencies just like this.
Since the account was created like 12 hours ago, I'm assuming this is The Awl's foray into viral joke-Twitters?
Can someone tell me what this has to do with A$AP Rocky?
I got my eyebrows done last night, so I keep catching my reflection and thinking gosh, who is that handsome drag queen?
I thought this was really great, thanks for writing.
I'm 28. Is it ok for me to still be in my idgaf about this job and get drunk and take drugs on weekdays stage? And meanwhile the other people at this job are pretty set on being here for the next 40 years?
@hungrybee the footwear is unfortunate. Can we get an Awl post about huarache shoes?
Ok this should settle it for all you shorts haters. Look at the man in the following link. Tell me he looks bad in his shorts. Just try to say it. http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/2008/07/on-streetthe-impact-of-mens-accessories.html
At least the "plaid" part of his skin tight suits will help hide yer ball sweat stains come August
I shot a 50 cal sniper rifle last time I was home (Oklahoma). I've shot a lot of guns in my life but that thing really kind of scared me and took me down a peg. Kind of sounds like God dropping a textbook on your desk to keep you from snoozing in his class.