On For the $100K Bounty, I Will Betray 'JournoList' So Fast
Whenever I see Bretibart I always think of Tom Waits' Renfield in Coppola's Dracula.
Posted on June 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm
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On Tony Judt's 15-Year-Old Son Rips Michael Wolff A New One
I pictured Michael Wolff as a relic who used to hang out at Elaine's, but he's younger than I thought. Still unreadable tho.
Posted on June 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm
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On Stop Macking on the Van Der Sloot, Sickos
I'm sure he has his smitten male fans too. Very Jean Genet.
Posted on June 22, 2010 at 12:18 pm
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On Anthony Lane at Eurovision
Well, they did give us Abba, so I can't hate on them too much.
Bulgarian Idol is better tho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo
Posted on June 21, 2010 at 12:21 pm
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On Christopher Hitchens as Two-Face
He's a legend in his own mind.
Quite insufferable.
Posted on June 21, 2010 at 11:29 am
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On Flicked Off: 'Toy Story 3' Provokes Mass Audience Sobbing
I misread that as "by Don Knotts".
Posted on June 17, 2010 at 10:36 pm
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On Don't Ask Christopher Hitchens About Anything But Himself
The reason the piece of shit will only talk about his new book is because otherwise he might have to answer to his leading the cheerleading section that got us into Iraq.
Posted on June 16, 2010 at 12:08 pm
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On In Praise of 'Batman Forever'
All I remember about Batman Forever is the day-glo.
Posted on June 14, 2010 at 4:56 pm
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On Musicians' Names I Commonly See Misspelled on the Internet b/w Musicians' Names That, Weirdly, I Almost Never See Misspelled on the Internet
Sharday can't even spell her own name.
Posted on June 10, 2010 at 2:51 am
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On English Land Barons Dig Moats To Prevent "Gypsy" Invasions
Moats are neat. Gated communities are obnoxious.