On Did You Eat The Bones?

That sounds less like learning a new language, more like refusing to speak to lesser people.
What is the worth of a single chicken?
It will keep several people alive for another day.

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On What's Up With That Creepy Old Pope Quitting, Anyway?

@jfruh It's not the 1950's anymore. They can share a one-bedroom apartment.

Posted on February 12, 2013 at 3:28 pm 2

On The Joys And Derangement Of "F Troop"

Later remade for the big screen as Dances With Wolves.

Posted on January 27, 2013 at 10:07 pm 0

On The New Satanism: Ke$ha's Amazing Occult Ritual Sex-Magick Video

@Lockheed Ventura Not all occultists fear Cthulhu.

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 10:32 pm 0

On The Members Of 'The Next Bob Dylan' Club

Any analysis of Dylan that doesn't bring up his penchant for fantastic scarves is shortsighted and untrue. Also, his fantastic hair. His hair was both better and more influential than the combined Beatles.

Posted on March 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm 0

On The Japanese Shut-Up Gun

Ha! I never listen to myself when I talk! Let me tell you about how science doesn't work.

Posted on March 1, 2012 at 9:13 pm 0

On The Only Murdering Murder Guide You'll Ever Need, You Murderer

@My Proxy@twitter I wouldn't call months of prison and trials getting away with it.

Posted on January 20, 2012 at 10:27 pm 0

On Do You Have Garbage Taste in Music? A Quiz

It's so cute when people with little taste try to be snobs. Twee!

Posted on November 4, 2011 at 8:54 pm 1

On The New Museum's Carsten Höller Show May Result in Pile-Ups

I can assure you, having tossed many hipsters down a much larger slide, that hipsters are very good sliders. It is unlikely that they will jam up.

Posted on October 24, 2011 at 3:34 pm 0

On Life Is The Hardest Commute Of All

I've had similar experiences, except I always notice how kick-ass my hair looks.

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 12:50 pm 0