On Do You Have Garbage Taste in Music? A Quiz
It's so cute when people with little taste try to be snobs. Twee!
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On The New Museum's Carsten Höller Show May Result in Pile-Ups
I can assure you, having tossed many hipsters down a much larger slide, that hipsters are very good sliders. It is unlikely that they will jam up.
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On Life Is The Hardest Commute Of All
I've had similar experiences, except I always notice how kick-ass my hair looks.
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On Nothing Weighs What It Used to Weigh!
Does this mean our microwave ovens don't work anymore?
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On 'Straw Dogs': 40 Years After The Original, It Still Sucks To Be A Man
@Lauren U@twitter This woman has a deep seated psychological disorder caused by societies objectification of women! Someone give her something easy and inexpensive that will mask the visible symptoms!
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On Douglas Rushkoff: Why Do We Want "Jobs" Anyway?
@SeanP But one has to choose: good food or good shelter. Hovel and dry aged steaks, organic vegetables tastefully prepared, an in season fruit for desert; or space-age bachelor pad and noodles.
Or, things being how they are, shanties and ramen for all! Except billionaires!
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On Kinds of Policies Obama Has, According to Republicans
If you're standing in a hole and you have a shovel, what in the heck else are you gonna do?
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On Big Bird Has Grudge Against God, Geese
Is their money worth nothing now? 600 anything seems pretty expensive for a stupid goose.
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On Legendary Chupacabra Discovered In Wherever Prince Georges Is. Delaware Or Something? One Of Those Mid-Atlantic States You Drive Through On Your Way To Somewhere Else. Yeah, I Think It's Delaware.
I shouldn't have to say this every time there is a chupacabra story, but I must say it again: CHUPACABRA HAVE WINGS! IF IT DOESN'T HAVE WINGS IT IS NOT A FRICKIN' CHUPACABRA.
Seriously, take the hint. Not a chupacabra. It makes me so angry.
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On The Only Murdering Murder Guide You'll Ever Need, You Murderer
@My Proxy@twitter I wouldn't call months of prison and trials getting away with it.