Way to hire a guy, guy.
Why would I want to look like a samurai or a woman? Because they are both awesome and attractive! Plus regular ponytails make one look like a baby boomer. Like some sort of a Doonesbury lovin' Doobie Brother.
I thought zombies were a metaphor for how I want to shoot people and not go to jail.
@carpetblogger I wish I lived in the 3rd world so I wouldn't be burdened with moral dilemmas and philosophy.
How are politicians not allowed to say that anymore? Unlubed anal sex is the basis of all political metaphors in this country and has been since people actually used vaseline as a lube for anal sex.
And baseball. Unlubed anal sex and baseball.
I'm reading him as a compare and contrast of Joan. The shiny, new model of Joan.
@j.a.b. I wanted to say something snarky, like that I had no idea that men who shave their hair are bald, but I won't. Because brother's gotta stick together.
@David Like the mighty yeast. We toil so they may live in comfort and we sing their praises while drinking their pee.
@Kjle Risch A calorie is not a calorie; and no amount if mocking concern will make you not an animal. You'd do better to get over your squeamishness and learn to get along with the other animals.
It's cute that he can't come to accept the possibility that a rock band might have righty political leanings.