On The Japanese Shut-Up Gun
Ha! I never listen to myself when I talk! Let me tell you about how science doesn't work.
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On The Only Murdering Murder Guide You'll Ever Need, You Murderer
@My Proxy@twitter I wouldn't call months of prison and trials getting away with it.
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On Do You Have Garbage Taste in Music? A Quiz
It's so cute when people with little taste try to be snobs. Twee!
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On The New Museum's Carsten Höller Show May Result in Pile-Ups
I can assure you, having tossed many hipsters down a much larger slide, that hipsters are very good sliders. It is unlikely that they will jam up.
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On Life Is The Hardest Commute Of All
I've had similar experiences, except I always notice how kick-ass my hair looks.
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On Nothing Weighs What It Used to Weigh!
Does this mean our microwave ovens don't work anymore?
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On 'Straw Dogs': 40 Years After The Original, It Still Sucks To Be A Man
@Lauren U@twitter This woman has a deep seated psychological disorder caused by societies objectification of women! Someone give her something easy and inexpensive that will mask the visible symptoms!
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On Douglas Rushkoff: Why Do We Want "Jobs" Anyway?
@SeanP But one has to choose: good food or good shelter. Hovel and dry aged steaks, organic vegetables tastefully prepared, an in season fruit for desert; or space-age bachelor pad and noodles.
Or, things being how they are, shanties and ramen for all! Except billionaires!
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On Kinds of Policies Obama Has, According to Republicans
If you're standing in a hole and you have a shovel, what in the heck else are you gonna do?
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On The Members Of 'The Next Bob Dylan' Club
Any analysis of Dylan that doesn't bring up his penchant for fantastic scarves is shortsighted and untrue. Also, his fantastic hair. His hair was both better and more influential than the combined Beatles.