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On Airplanes: Modern Day Slave Ships

reminds me of: http://petehisameme.wordpress.com/

Posted on May 24, 2011 at 5:53 pm 0

On The Boomers Agree: The Lazy Millennials Want To Be Jobless

Yeah, that guy pissed me off hard. I spent the last year sending out about 5-7 resumes a DAY with custom-crafted cover letters. I received one interview, and was turned down based on lack of experience.

The only reason I'm employed today is that a friend of mine was transitioning jobs and basically told her boss to hire me.

And I answer phones, staple and paper clip things, and generally sit around waiting to do other similar crap.

So yeah, that kid is the fucking epitome of douche.

Posted on July 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm 0

On Just How Fashionably Detached Do You Need To Be?

*bueller, that is. i've apparently only watched the french version? or something?

Posted on June 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm 0

On Just How Fashionably Detached Do You Need To Be?

you guys, i feel so weird because mine are in REVERSE ORDER. I would assume that someone was fronting about ferris beuller, but I MYSELF thought that "situation" was just a word they USED on Jersey Shore a lot and not someone's name.

i should note, though, that i broke up w/the dude i was w/that paid for cable around the same time Jersey Shore debuted. it was totally unfortunate, because i probably would love that show if it's anything close to the caliber of Teen Mom.

Posted on June 4, 2010 at 5:43 pm 0

On Cell Phone Curse Particularly Hard On Bulgarian Crooks

Why would a mobile phone want to kill someone?

Posted on May 25, 2010 at 10:53 pm 0

On Rivers Cuomo Messes You Up Forever

I just read this entire thing, and I have to say that I am TOTALLY CREEPED OUT by Weezer now! I had NO IDEA Pinkerton existed, even (I'm 24, so I guess that's gross negligence on my part, culturally.)

But WHAT? 39 and he's my daddy? AND he has his own Snuggie line? WTF, dudes, this is some creepy shit.

Also, I would like to point out how the related-to-the-Snuggie articles show a steady decline in Cuomo's quality of life (provided you don't click on them and learn wtf they mean):

http://grab.by/432d (screenshot)

Posted on April 27, 2010 at 5:58 pm 0

On Can You Guess Who Is Having The Easiest Time In This Recession?

Also, unemployment surveys would count her as "marginally attached to the workforce," I would wager, if she was formerly employed but then chooses to wait to look until afterward, meaning she's still counted in the unemployment numbers.

Posted on February 12, 2010 at 1:28 pm 0