Chicago, IL.

On They Play To Win The Game

This is amazing! But I too - without shame - must note that the human referee has been around for a minute. Arguably necessary from a logistical standpoint, but I can't help but feel that it detracts from the purity of the game.

Posted on February 2, 2012 at 10:46 am 0

On Let's Talk 'I'm With The Band': Crocheted Bikinis, Jergens And Waking Up On Jim Morrison's Rug

@empty OMG!!!! Could you be the one (best commenter on this post)?

Posted on May 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm 0

On This NYC Cop Rape Case Is the Worst

We've got our own cop-raping-drunk-woman scandal here in the Windy City right now. Completely shitty, but I'm encouraged by the interim police chief's statement that the victim's intoxication is irrelevant.


Posted on April 6, 2011 at 11:38 am 1

On The Barack Obama NCAA Bracket: What Does It Say About The President?

Looks like the Prez and I have nearly identical brackets, except that I can't remember just now what I did for UConn v. SD State. Auspicious?

Posted on March 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm 0

On The Dan Hampton Lower-Body Tarp

As a conflicted Bears fan, I am going to refer to Cutler as "Natty Light" from here on out. Better than olive loaf!

Posted on December 20, 2010 at 11:40 am 0

On Chimpanzee Rampage

I can't wait to hear Karl Pilkington's take on this.

Posted on October 20, 2010 at 10:35 am 0

On Man Kicks Tomato In Head

Tragic. Someone get Bono on this. The violence in Northern Ireland has GOT to stop.

Posted on October 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm 0

On Jacques Derrida Explains Brett Favre

One free-associative zinger after another. Top notch!!!!

Posted on October 13, 2010 at 11:53 am 0

On Bravo's In-Development Shows: Is This Still the Golden Age of Reality?

For reals! The rest looks crap, but my eyes lit up when I saw Chris March mentioned. Inventive designer and really funny guy. And I just wanna know how he started designing all of Meryl Streep's gowns all of a sudden. (Do we dare hope for a cameo appearance?)

That said,, I'll cop to watching (and enjoying) the Austin/Santino thing after Project Runway this season, so my tolerance for reality shows about outlandish fashion designers may be above the norm.

Posted on October 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm 0

On iTunes' "69-Cent One-Hit Wonders" Ranked By Relative Tolerability

(in reference to "Welcome Back Victoria")

Posted on October 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm 0