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On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever

@The Real JR You're totally right. I should have offered up my dowry at the first nudge WHICH IS PRACTICALLY SEXING.

Posted on September 14, 2011 at 3:02 pm 0

On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever

This entire article is the male version of me.

Except add in being chastised on Eharmony for not wanting to talk about marriage during the first round of emails. Yes, this happened and he tried to make me feel bad about it.

Posted on September 14, 2011 at 12:47 pm 0

On New Unit of Mass: The Minogue

Isn't India a country of starving people? Is she why?

And is twenty "minogues" a "gervais">

Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:54 am 0

On The 14 Favorite Things, In Order

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvYZMqQffQE

Posted on December 18, 2009 at 5:12 pm 0

On The 14 Favorite Things, In Order

Posted on December 18, 2009 at 5:11 pm 0

On Horror Chick, With Melissa Lafsky: The 10 Most Terrifying Unintentional-Horror Movies (Part Two)

Death comes at random. It doesn’t give a shit if you’re smart or successful or benevolent or handsome, or how much time you’ve spent working out your filial differences through pregnant bouts of fly-fishing. It could take you young, it could take you rich, it could take you even if you have a face that looks like it was farted out by Aphrodite and crafted into anthropoid perfection by Michelangelo on a bender. Death could take any of us, at any time. It could take the better brotherâ€"and that brother may not be you.

I actually want this read as a eulogy at my funeral.

Posted on December 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm 0

On The Continuing Mystery Of Lady Gaga

I hate to say it, but Kelly Osbourne is right.

Posted on July 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm 0

On Barack Obama's Eyes Were Watching God

Let's ask Balk's Cock.

Posted on July 10, 2009 at 1:49 pm 0

On New York State Senator Threatens Electorate

Wait- Did he just call us a Nation of Jacksons or Kennedys?

Posted on July 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm 0

On Espada Flips Back To Dems

What a dick.

Meanwhile EVERYTHING'S been held up because of this batshittery. And all the work with Marriage Equality New York may have lost some momentum since Pride Month is over and the original date of the vote has passed.

Posted on July 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm 0