Arkansascharlatan
I believe that my life can be summed up by three things: 1)The Yacht Rock classic, "What a Fool Believes", by Santa Claus. 2)The taste of Honey Shrimp, (deep fried, with an egg roll). 3)And singing the Yacht Rock classic, "What a Fool Believes", by Santa, to my girlfriend, until she's pissed.
On In Praise of High-Speed Overload
Started breaking into homes for internet access. You see, the fuzz confiscated my wi-fi equipped laptop. I would quit, but I don't know how to live without it. I guess it all started at 14, when someone introduced me to Prodigy. Things were different back then. Safer. Slower. Stale...er?
Have to go, seems this family has a dog.
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On In Praise of High-Speed Overload
Sad but true. I can remember living in the country, where it was not uncommon to lose access to the net for long periods. At first, the anxiety would overwhelm you, then gradually, you would slip into acceptance, but then still further into perfect stability and adjustment. Just as I would be realizing how much happier I was, bam, they'd resolve the problem, and pull me back in.
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On Long Player with D. R. Adams: Tron, 1982 (Bally Midway)
Let me just say that I can completely understand your motives in not wanting to inform us that you pissed yourself laughing at bleeps and bloops in the sky.
What I really want to know is whether or not you tried to shoot any of them with your blaster (penis).
I mean, if you didn't, what a waste of LSD.
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On My Baby? My Baby Seems So Smart But I'm Also Scared About My Baby
I was going to suggest you raise your baby, but who wants to do that?
I would throw this one away, and hope that the next one you have can raise itself. That's the only way you'll know your baby is ready for the real world.
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On A New Design? A New D. R. Adams Theme Song
The political nature of these lyrics is not what this great country of ours needs right now.
All those who would bang their heads to this are traitors.
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On Let's Go Do Some Crimes In Colorado City
Love some of the wild conspiracy theories scrawled at the bottom of the Post article. Seems there was a homosexual-liberal plot to fund...gay partners? That many of the conservative officials in Colorado Springs are actually liberals in disguise? That simply because the government has less money, doesn't mean they have to cut government spending? Yikes. Just...wow. The average conservative mental residency is actually La-La Land. And to think it will be this way even to the point that C.Springs collapses in a poorly lit heap of rust, trash, and weeds. In their minds, it will always have been the fault of "liberal fags". Literally.