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On Why Does Vinyl Sound The Best? A Chat With A Musician Who Knows

I own records and a record player because some of the music I have I like listening to on records.

Remove all pre-suppositions about owning these things for any other reason, and there you have it.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 4:02 pm 0

On Terrible Parenting Creating A Generation Of Screen Addicts

What is wrong with moderation and discipline? My daughter plays a lot of video games and has an iPad, and is always playing a little game here or there. AFTER her homework is done and AFTER I've made her double check all her answers and AFTER she gets punished/praised for the days failures/successes.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 3:47 pm 0

On Man Goes Hungry

@Morbo sorry to break it to you but every single fat guy I've ever known in Wisconsin (and I grew up there and had plenty of fat uncles) are exactly what hockey mom is describing.

One uncle died of a stroke, and had heart surgeries because of his fat encrusted heart. His son and daughter was also freaking huge. They all believed Halloween was Satan's holiday and that the GOP were real americans and everyone else were faggots.

Posted on May 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm 0

On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn

In Chicken Little's World™, the sky is *always* falling. I love you Awl, this article missed the mark. Loaded with too much prejudice against parents to begin with to even take the divorce commentary seriously.

What ever shall the childless in Brooklyn do with all these slutty breeders taking up twice as much space as the rest of us? WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm 0

On 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

@City_Dater Slate Christ totally looks like Jesus. A Jesus Fish, vertically. In the shape of a vagina.

Posted on April 23, 2012 at 7:23 pm 0

On Lana Del Ray, "Carmen"

Can we please stop talking about this "singer" and her "music"? Or at least balance it with an article about Beth Ditto? Because Lana Del Rey is the exact opposite of Beth Ditto.

Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm 0

On As Goes Wisconsin, So Goes Hell

"Fuck you, juvenile moral equivalency and meta-analysis."

Yeah! All those people starting each paragraph they're trying to get across with "Fuck you" are juveniles neck deep in meta-analysis.

I grew up in Wiscompton - and remember when the education system was amazing, when people were somewhat normal. Fast forward to now, where I have relatives freely using the word nigger. What the hell happened? Reverse geo-political puberty?

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 2:11 pm 1

On The Amazing Moral Fables of Pinterest

Every time I see a story about Pintrest I hear the phrase "let's stick a pin in that" and gag on my own bile. Are they capitalizing on that emotion? If they are, that's pretty ballsy and cool.

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 8:22 pm 0

On Is McDonald's The Future Of Male Contraception?

I need to know where I fit into this study. My diet is admittedly horrible, full of disgusting saturated fats, red meat, pork, etc. I also smoke a tremendous amount of Marijuana.

When my wife and I decided to have a kid and stopped using contraception it took all of one time to get her pregnant. I'm no sexual dynamo and I don't pretend to be the ultimate ladies man but I put every single semen-count study into question because of my experience.

Posted on March 14, 2012 at 7:59 pm 0

On 10 Things I Believed When I Was A Little Kid In Order Of How Embarrassing They Still Are When I Remember Them Today

A brilliant piece of whimsy except for #2 which I found very dark. Awesome!

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 8:39 pm 0