On The 40-Year-Old Reversion
Coming up on 10 years married. Have not cheated, Love my wife dearly, and will still tell you marriage takes a lot of work. And this will only come as a shock to immature people who make choices they aren't ready for: anything of value takes work. Anything.
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On Explanation For Deja Vu Mundane
I once heard that Deja-vu was the result of an active memory hitting your long-term memory before reaching your short-term memory; instead of the other way around. So technically you are remembering something as it happens.
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On Why Does Vinyl Sound The Best? A Chat With A Musician Who Knows
I own records and a record player because some of the music I have I like listening to on records.
Remove all pre-suppositions about owning these things for any other reason, and there you have it.
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On Terrible Parenting Creating A Generation Of Screen Addicts
What is wrong with moderation and discipline? My daughter plays a lot of video games and has an iPad, and is always playing a little game here or there. AFTER her homework is done and AFTER I've made her double check all her answers and AFTER she gets punished/praised for the days failures/successes.
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On Man Goes Hungry
@Morbo sorry to break it to you but every single fat guy I've ever known in Wisconsin (and I grew up there and had plenty of fat uncles) are exactly what hockey mom is describing.
One uncle died of a stroke, and had heart surgeries because of his fat encrusted heart. His son and daughter was also freaking huge. They all believed Halloween was Satan's holiday and that the GOP were real americans and everyone else were faggots.
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
In Chicken Little's World™, the sky is *always* falling. I love you Awl, this article missed the mark. Loaded with too much prejudice against parents to begin with to even take the divorce commentary seriously.
What ever shall the childless in Brooklyn do with all these slutty breeders taking up twice as much space as the rest of us? WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???
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On 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus
@City_Dater Slate Christ totally looks like Jesus. A Jesus Fish, vertically. In the shape of a vagina.
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On Lana Del Ray, "Carmen"
Can we please stop talking about this "singer" and her "music"? Or at least balance it with an article about Beth Ditto? Because Lana Del Rey is the exact opposite of Beth Ditto.
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On As Goes Wisconsin, So Goes Hell
"Fuck you, juvenile moral equivalency and meta-analysis."
Yeah! All those people starting each paragraph they're trying to get across with "Fuck you" are juveniles neck deep in meta-analysis.
I grew up in Wiscompton - and remember when the education system was amazing, when people were somewhat normal. Fast forward to now, where I have relatives freely using the word nigger. What the hell happened? Reverse geo-political puberty?
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On 'The Dark Knight Rises': And Michael Caine Wept
@hershmire are you kidding? Gaping plot holes, empty themes, and two dimensional characters are what make AMERICA GREAT OKAY