On Maybe No One Follows You On Twitter Because You Suck, Did You Ever Consider That?
Better to go down dignified with boughten friendship at your side than none at all.
Posted on May 3, 2013 at 11:36 am
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On New Race of Sexually Mature Children Not Really Having Much Sex
@saythatscool With some comic books, right? Because otherwise what kind of sadist would do that?
Posted on April 3, 2013 at 3:19 pm
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On New Race of Sexually Mature Children Not Really Having Much Sex
I blame comic books.
Posted on April 2, 2013 at 1:17 pm
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On The Five Worst Kinds of Co-Workers
@SarahHeartburn
B(oheme)A(rcher)R(everie)F(able)
Posted on March 18, 2013 at 1:26 pm
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On European Nation's Only Bear Successfully Exterminated
How did it smell?
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 11:39 am
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On European Nation's Only Bear Successfully Exterminated
I seem to recall that that bear had no nose ...
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 10:46 am
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On How to Name Your Baby
@deepomega
This is why there must always be commenter numbers. Nobody wants to be confusing you with some six-digit troll deepomega.
Posted on February 20, 2013 at 10:44 am
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On Writer Asking For Trouble
Carefully observing certain verbal fetishes is about 85% of being a good person. You would think Jenny Diski would have noticed that, she's on the internet enough.
Posted on February 7, 2013 at 11:47 pm
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On Only Poem Anybody Knows First Published On This Day In 1845
Yeah, I was thinking 1845 was late for the Concord Hymn but early for The Jumblies, but okay.
Posted on January 29, 2013 at 2:17 pm
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On The Unverified
@Clarence Rosario
Google+ pre-invites. Back before it eclipsed Twitter and Facebook.