On Six Essential Hobby Lobby Products (And Where To Buy Them Now)

"Are you ten? Just get normal candles." Don't tell me what kind of candles to get! Jeeze. I'm ten.

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 2:04 pm 0

On Ruth Reichl On David Foster Wallace's "Consider The Lobster": "He Argued Over Every Edit"

"Apparently he didn't drink."

@LondonLee, Wow. Me too.

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 3:49 pm 1

On Checking In With My Pile Of Rejected 'New Yorker' Cartoons

The professor one has depth and a sort of pattern and it's funny! It's my favorite one because it's also the most original.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 12:38 pm 0

On Meet The Awl

I might really miss you, though.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 12:32 pm 0

On The Dying Man On The Windshield

He impaled the windshield, right? Or did something impale him?

Posted on January 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm 1

On Fake Pappardelle In Brodo

This is weird.

Posted on August 30, 2013 at 11:25 am 0

On Is ANYTHING Genuine?

Yeah, pretty sure we already knew that.

Posted on September 20, 2012 at 1:58 pm 0

On Pinterest: Delightful, Addictive, Theft

I miss my high school pinboard now. But there wasn't like, a user agreement behind it that wanted to keep my stuff and show it to everyone I know.

Posted on February 16, 2012 at 12:09 pm 0

On 'The Social Network' Is a Pack of Lies That Conveys Nothing About Our Time

Hang on...which parts of The West Wing are fake?

Posted on January 17, 2011 at 4:53 pm 2

On In Defense Of The Spanish Inquisition


Posted on August 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm 0