"Are you ten? Just get normal candles." Don't tell me what kind of candles to get! Jeeze. I'm ten.
"Apparently he didn't drink."
@LondonLee, Wow. Me too.
The professor one has depth and a sort of pattern and it's funny! It's my favorite one because it's also the most original.
On Meet The Awl
I might really miss you, though.
He impaled the windshield, right? Or did something impale him?
This is weird.
Yeah, pretty sure we already knew that.
I miss my high school pinboard now. But there wasn't like, a user agreement behind it that wanted to keep my stuff and show it to everyone I know.
Hang on...which parts of The West Wing are fake?