On Greek Nonsense YA Trilogy Gets The Million+ Payday
Oh for fuck's sake. The traditional publishing industry should go out of business for publishing this kind of crap.
As for me, I'd much rather read a teen trilogy based on Venus in Furs or Titus Andronicus. With pictures.
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On So Long, Hummer!
Noooooooo!
This is just not fair. Unlike nowadays, no-one gave out hummers when I was in high school.
Now you're telling me I can't even buy one? Shit.
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On Just How Badly Does Money Want To Be Free?
"There may come a time when we are not beholden to fee-gauging, money-hoarding, float-subsisting mega-banks!"
Yes, Choire that time will indeed come. In fact, it is currently scheduled for next Tuesday, from 11:06 am to 11:27 am, barring unforeseen technical difficulties. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts, because there are no plans to extend or repeat this temporary unbeholden-ness period in the foreseeable future.
You are welcome!
Sincerely,
The Association of Fee-Gauging, Money-Hoarding, Float-Subsisting Mega-Banks, N.A.
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On Your Tattoo And You
I have wanted a tatoo for years, but I am holding out until I can get Lady Gaga to jab it into my forearm with a rusty ballpoint pen during her next music video.
I am thinking of a pretty pink unicorn with hearts. Is that a good idea?
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On New York Tabs Get To The Point
SHAMELESS HOTTIE FOUND WITH BRAINLESS STAR
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On Male Birth Control Pill Will Ruin Your Chances Of "Accidental" Pregnancy
Be that as it may, a man would not normally eat your dessicated corpse in your lonely apartment.
Thirty hungry cats, however, would. Chalk one up for cats.
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On Horror Chick: 'The Wolfman' Cannot Escape the Curse of Michael J. Fox (Or James Cameron)
"nine-feet-tall blue chicks hair-fucking giant trees"
Thank you, Melissa, for articulating just what it was that made me like Avatar so much. I've been struggling with that for weeks.
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On Defiant Vole Takes Crap From Nobody
With all due respect and admiration for your suggestion, may I say that I find SpyMagician's coinage below to be a far better indie band moniker.
"Tenacious Vole Legs," indeed.
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On Many of Your Favorite Bloggers are Fake
My deviations are always self-evident.
At least to perceptive readers. As for the rest of 'em, fuck 'em.