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On Shred Your Dead

Sounds like the Ferengi practice of vacuum desiccation! The remains are divided up into discs and then sold. You can even sell your remains before you've died.

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 7:09 pm 0

On Conclusive Evidence: Gay Men Earn Less Than Straight Men

Plus we weren't the ones buying now-worthless houses in Las Vegas and Scottsdale!

Posted on November 16, 2010 at 11:20 pm 0

On 9/11 Health Care Bill Passes House, With Only 13 Republican Votes

No, there isn't. But of course the Democrats won't use it. They'd never use anything useful to persuade people to vote for them.

Posted on September 30, 2010 at 1:25 am 0

On Teenager Wrong To Ride Right Whale, Says Biologist

True story: I lost my virginity while a rented copy of this was on. You're welcome!

Posted on September 28, 2010 at 8:20 pm 0

On The Return of Michael Pitt!

Interesting. He also played Steve Buscemi's protege in the crappy 2006 movie "Delirious." Hopefully this will be better.

Posted on September 8, 2010 at 8:26 pm 0

On How Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets Have (Not Yet) Changed My Life

That's a winning ticket! I hope they didn't just find it, photograph it, and leave it! The person didn't even finish scratching! Why do scratchers make me so excieted?!?

Posted on September 8, 2010 at 4:37 am 0

On Let's Meet 'Charlie St. Cloud' Author Ben Sherwood All Over Again

Ah, so were these kind of social climbing, hard working children of privilege a novelty in the '80s? Because these days, this sort of description could apply to about half of college students. (The other half being bitter activists).

Posted on July 29, 2010 at 6:41 pm 0

On Harvard Dropouts Have the Most Awesome Lives

So college is a waste of time?

Posted on July 29, 2010 at 5:46 am 0

On Adorable Kid Probably In For Rough Adolescence

That smart-ass kid didn't even know that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore!

Posted on February 3, 2010 at 8:15 pm 0