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On Cheese Meltable

@Rod T: Please note that I would not be consuming all four grilled cheeses. Three would be for guests, one of whom hopefully brought drugs.

Posted on May 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm 2

On Cheese Meltable

I was wondering more who doesn't own a frying pan, but does own a toaster. Then again I don't own a microwave or a toaster oven, but consider my kitchen to be fully stocked without them. And to make, say, four grilled cheeses, I typically use a stick of butter (and garlic and maybe some ham), so I really don't see who the customer is for this. I hope to never be in a kitchen where this exists.

Posted on May 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm 0

On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!

I would like more time during the day to comment on things. I don't care about the format. Thirty-three ... I was so full of promise once. Pretty thunderstorm rolling through this morning is just like me.

Posted on May 4, 2012 at 6:21 am 3

On The Joys of Blocking People

@scroll_lock: And it must be said: you people dress drearily.

Posted on March 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm 1

On The Joys of Blocking People

What was the latest Twitter valuation? I still just do not get it.

Posted on March 27, 2012 at 2:55 pm 2

On Very Recent Williamsburg History

It's time to shut down The Paris Review.

Posted on March 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm 0

On The Cat That Wouldn't Go Jogging

I taught my cat to walk on a leash. She is very proficient at it, keeping pace with me. We would walk all the way from kitchen to bedroom and do laps in the living room. In time she enjoyed walking on a leash. Eventually I took her out in the hallway to practice outside. It was at that time that I realized that my amenable cat never ever wanted to leave the house, ever. Occasionally though I'll pull out the harness and leash, and we'll take a walk around the apartment, just because we can.

Posted on March 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm 1

On A Raw Transcript Of My 20 Minutes With '21 Jump Street' Stars Channing Tatum And Jonah Hill

I doubt the movie is funny.

Posted on March 15, 2012 at 4:33 pm 2

On Tonight: NBC Airs Sleazy Trumped-Up Case Against Local Sleazemonger

UPDATE: LOL! Actually? Totes not a good time to invest like that. Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Jim Cramer

Posted on March 7, 2012 at 2:56 pm 1

On Tonight: NBC Airs Sleazy Trumped-Up Case Against Local Sleazemonger

UPDATE: Oopsie, no weapons at all! Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Judith Miller

Posted on March 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm 1