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On Manhattan Inside The Grand Canyon, But Not In A Sexual Way Or Anything

I've had that dream.

Posted on July 16, 2013 at 10:01 pm 0

On Neko Case, Live in Bed

http://mlkshk.com/p/XLT

Posted on March 17, 2011 at 3:11 pm 0

On The Most Emailed 'New York Times' Article Ever

When I got to the ibex farm I stood up out of my chair and said YES. Thank you, David and the Awl.

Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm 0

On Philadelphia Rocked By Possible Loss Of Snack Cakes

Oh God. Without the possibility of Tasty-Klair pies there is no reason to go on. The way the chocolate adhered to the plastic wrapper so that you'd have to lick it like some desperate goo junkie. The eclair-ish filling inside a crumbling pie shell. Next they'll take away Herr's sour cream and onion potato chips in the green foil bag. And then they'll eliminate scrapple. And then what is Pennsylvania? A bigger Delaware with more sales tax. I'm totally serious when I write that my first thought was, "I'm glad my grandfather wasn't alive to see this day."

Posted on January 10, 2011 at 12:57 pm 0

On A Conversation with Paul Ford, Web Editor of Harper's Magazine

You're right, Rains. It is clear that we have to make money online. One of the best ways I know to make money is http://turn-off-the-comments-after-a-set-period.com . That's the site I like to use for my turning off comments needs, which are many, and it might be--you would be suprised--the best in the turning off comments after a set period sites that is currently on the Internet for your turning off the comments after a set period on the site needs.

Posted on December 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm 0

On Margaret Thatcher Goes On And On

I hope Ariel Sharon can make it.

Posted on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 pm 0

On Did You Get Our Message Yesterday?

I want the machine to have a broader role on the site. Can they review music?

Posted on May 7, 2010 at 11:15 am 0

On Insane FDNY Brawl Takes Place After Dinner at Unattractive Restaurant

I live right down from that place! The neighborhood is totally 100% safe for ladies. It's just wedged between Carroll Gardens and Park Slope, so the ugliness of it is particularly noticable. We've never been to Two Toms because it's never open except when it is, and then it's often filled with men in track suits socializing. Or firemen.

Posted on February 4, 2010 at 1:21 pm 0