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On The Battle For Planet Flanagan

Oh man! Chris Roberts sent me a death threat last year for commenting on a VIDA piece. (Hi, Chris!) He called me a "Mary boy," too! He self-published a book for Amazon that I must absolutely read now. (You're welcome, Chris!) He seems to be trying to become famous as a writer by threatening everyone who writes online. How's that working out, Chris?

Posted on January 23, 2012 at 3:46 pm 3

On The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Should Not Exist

I agree completely with Dave, but then I also think we can dispense with pretty much every award-based institution, at least in the arts. Popularity contests should have ended with high school.

Posted on December 7, 2011 at 1:51 pm 0

On Who's Afraid Of Lana Del Rey?

I can't tell if Adam is being sarcastic when he writes "discerning fans would never judge an artist solely on whether or not his music is pleasing." To me that's the definition of a discerning listener, and arguments over "authenticity" be damned.

Posted on December 7, 2011 at 11:19 am 0

On What The Future Looked Like In 1995

Bowie was not entirely wrong?

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:48 pm 1

On Summer Baking: Homemade Pudding Pops

@jolie asked for it y'all. Stop reading if you are easily offended.

Gone? Ok.

Poop in a condom and put it in the freezer. When it hardens, use it however you wish. Voila! Puddin' pop!

Posted on July 22, 2011 at 4:50 pm 0

On Summer Baking: Homemade Pudding Pops

Is this a good place to share the awful, fake sex act I named the "puddin pop"?

Posted on July 22, 2011 at 4:36 pm 1

On Local Man is Irritated: In Defense of Tallahassee

@deepomega I think the Truck Nutz one might be true :(

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm 0

On Local Man is Irritated: In Defense of Tallahassee

@KenWheaton Yeah, he got fucked by Keebler, but that doesn't mean his originals weren't delish.

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 12:35 pm 0

On Local Man is Irritated: In Defense of Tallahassee

@davidwatts Oh right. That guy!

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm 0

On Local Man is Irritated: In Defense of Tallahassee

@Van Buren Boy Truthfully, I hadn't intended it as a defense so much as an exploration of the real place. I made sure to point out several problematic aspects of the town, and the South by extension. I'm just tired of lazy stereotypes and baseless references in general. But maybe I am also touchy!

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm 0