On Why Aren't More People Drinking?
last night i had a few drinks before meeting someone for drinks. then we decided to go have a few more drinks. then after drinks I had a nightcap. thats pretty standard, right?
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On Sarah Palin the TV Star Exposes Sarah Palin the Fake Hunter
How f*cking dare anyone out there make fun of [Sarah Palin] after all she has been through.!
SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that [Sarah Palin] is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
LEAVE [SARAH PALIN] ALLLOOOOONNNEEEE!
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if [Palin] was a professional she would’ve pulled [the shot] off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave [Sarah Palin] Alone Please…. !
Leave [Sarah Palin] alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
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On Humble Tip, "LU Anthem"
this is what i think of when people say "dangerous religious extremists" - if only Islam had this kind of HOTT BEATZ
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On Five Jingles From The Commercials Of My Childhood That I Will Probably Have Stuck In My Head Until I Die
agreed. as does this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50
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On Updates on Dorm Room Decoratin' Season!
when i moved here i had a backpack and a hangover. now i also dont have a couch due to books. but all of this is irrelevant because this story is an elaborate piece of fiction. people like this don't actually exist, right?
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On Dog Catches Fish
I always enjoy a newscast that closes with "good dog."
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On Bob Dylan: Neither A Cheeser Nor A Grinner
Dylan was Cheesin' his balls off right then.
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On Are Memoirists Predators? Well, Probably A Few Are
jesus, $3.50? I write for the wrong magazine. then again, I know nothing about women, so maybe that's a fair price for some insight.
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On New York Experiences Weather
are bros still icing one another? like, is that still a thing?
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On The Ten Most Expensive Domain Names Ever Purchased, According To The Times of India, With Musical Accompaniment
summerofmegadeth.tumblr.com = fukkin priceless.
or an original king diamond LP. your choice, gut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a5fHMlb4V0