On The Ten Most Expensive Domain Names Ever Purchased, According To The Times of India, With Musical Accompaniment

summerofmegadeth.tumblr.com = fukkin priceless.
or an original king diamond LP. your choice, gut.

Posted on December 20, 2010 at 2:17 pm 0

On Why Aren't More People Drinking?

last night i had a few drinks before meeting someone for drinks. then we decided to go have a few more drinks. then after drinks I had a nightcap. thats pretty standard, right?

Posted on December 7, 2010 at 11:05 am 0

On Sarah Palin the TV Star Exposes Sarah Palin the Fake Hunter

How f*cking dare anyone out there make fun of [Sarah Palin] after all she has been through.!
SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that [Sarah Palin] is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.


Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if [Palin] was a professional she would’ve pulled [the shot] off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

Leave [Sarah Palin] Alone Please…. !
Leave [Sarah Palin] alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

Posted on December 6, 2010 at 4:43 pm 0

On Humble Tip, "LU Anthem"

this is what i think of when people say "dangerous religious extremists" - if only Islam had this kind of HOTT BEATZ

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm 0

On Five Jingles From The Commercials Of My Childhood That I Will Probably Have Stuck In My Head Until I Die

agreed. as does this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 4:30 pm 0

On Updates on Dorm Room Decoratin' Season!

when i moved here i had a backpack and a hangover. now i also dont have a couch due to books. but all of this is irrelevant because this story is an elaborate piece of fiction. people like this don't actually exist, right?

Posted on November 4, 2010 at 4:25 pm 0

On Dog Catches Fish

I always enjoy a newscast that closes with "good dog."

Posted on November 4, 2010 at 9:42 am 0

On Bob Dylan: Neither A Cheeser Nor A Grinner

Dylan was Cheesin' his balls off right then.

Posted on September 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm 0

On Are Memoirists Predators? Well, Probably A Few Are

jesus, $3.50? I write for the wrong magazine. then again, I know nothing about women, so maybe that's a fair price for some insight.

Posted on September 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm 0

On New York Experiences Weather

are bros still icing one another? like, is that still a thing?

Posted on September 17, 2010 at 10:44 am 0