On Why Can't Johnny Drink?
Straight vodka (poured into Clearly Canadian bottles)(alkshdaksdh CLEARLY CANADIAN!) with an Au Bon Pain "Refreshing" Lemonade chaser made me the woman I am today.
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On Chernobyl: The Most Awesome Tourist Destination
SFKLFHSKLHSFLKSH AND WITH GRIFFITI?!?!?! *collapses, dies*
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On Chernobyl: The Most Awesome Tourist Destination
I saw a 3 ft long gummy worm at the Awl Bawl. Was told it was "totally normal."
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On Chernobyl: The Most Awesome Tourist Destination
I've lost more than one weekend to fuckyeahghosttowns...
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On Study Finds Way To Women's Heart Is Through Lips
@deep: I am but a fair maiden, in possession of no dragons
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On Chernobyl: The Most Awesome Tourist Destination
I would LOVE to go to Chernobyl. Related: There is a lot wrong with me.
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On Study Finds Way To Women's Heart Is Through Lips
"That chainmail looks great on you; it would look even better at the foot of my bed."
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On Obsessive Foodies Are Sick
I had a roommate with this for three years in college - didn't realize there was a name for it. I just called her a bitch.
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On How Are You Handling Christmas?
All the more reason to bring the cheer extra hard. And also hugs & kisses from your peasant-y brethren.
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On Why Can't Johnny Drink?
Also a run in with some pilfered peach schnapps before the Gold and Silver, but I don't like to talk about that much.