I am the lowest point in modern football.
@Adam Ingrassia@facebook I think he meant 4 pack: http://www.wine.com/V6/Francis-Ford-Coppola-Winery-Sofia-Mini-Blanc-de-Blancs-4-Pack/wine/78020/detail.aspx
(Note: I know he did not actually literally mean 4-pack product of wine named after a dilittante)
@Buffalo66 Like, the way these morons phrased their answer is only PART of the problem here. The rest of the problem is that THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS DO NOT AGREE WITH THEIR OPINION EVEN NICELY STATED.
@Buffalo66 In reality they need a candidate who is not a fucking asshole about women/gay/minority rights?
@Paul Vigna@twitter I don't know why I am replying to a weeks' old comment on the Awl but this is most certainly NOTHING RESEMBLING A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST! Are you even familiar with Bruce Springsteen???
I think the screenshot above nicely captures the problem with the policy, which is that it is being made and influenced by people who think that one develops serious fucking mental disorders because they are young and "impressionable" and trying to be cool. Definitely the way to encourage these young women to seek help is to ostracize them!
On Behaviors Cited As Quirks Or Oddities In An Article About Single Living That Are Actually Totally Normal Things That Lots Of People Do Even When They Live With Other People
My favorite person, and by favorite I mean "oh my god no," in the Times article, who was presented as having totally normal and understandable single person behavior, was the woman who regularly forgot to put on skirt/pants when leaving her home. Like, more than once. Totally normal things that happen if you live alone, lol!
@BardCollege YES, IT'S INSANE
@jolie I told everyone up front that party ended at 1am!
There are no mexican chocolate, mexican wedding OR merangues on your tray: I declare your tray invalid. Also you need a separate tray of chocolate chip cookies, for santa. I recommend not using the recipe on the package which is how everyone does this all the time, by the way, and (surprise, I think?) use a recipe I found in Achewood. The comic strip. About cartoon cats. I can't find them online but they are called 12-step Chocolate Chip Cookies and are literally the best.
@Rick Alfaro No, it's hilarious. See! How easy is that commenting style!