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allyzay

I am the lowest point in modern football.

On On Lena, On Rihanna, On Kimye: The Very Necessary Death Of "Vogue"

@IBentMyWookie which is why you read a billion word essay on Kim Kardashian's Vogue cover and are now commenting on it? Give her 0% of your attention then.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 5:12 pm 2

On Meet The Awl

They will never call it "DoBro" because "Bro" is what realtors have taken to calling the Bronx, it is way too confusing to call Downtown BK "DoBro" and south Bronx "SoBro," please get it together guys.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 1:14 pm 1

On Ask Polly: My Mom Keeps Guilting Me About Visiting For Christmas!

Polly's response is fucking horrifying, makes a lot of shitty assumptions (that aren't borne out in the actual letter, frankly?), and openly belittles emotional abuse (versus physical abuse which I guess wins?) and I'll leave it at that.

Posted on December 18, 2013 at 3:12 pm 3

On The Programmer's Lament: It Could Totally Be Worse!

I am absolutely hypnotized by this gif.

Posted on October 22, 2013 at 2:41 pm 0

On Are These The Worst Sites On The Internet?

@lbf I have a friend who just discovered Upworthy and keeps spamming my Facebook feed with "inspiring" "feminist" fluff and I finally had to respond "grow up" and feel guilty but what the hell.

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 12:05 pm 3

On Are These The Worst Sites On The Internet?

Oh my god thank you for introducing me to Viral Nova. That website is like every single work/high school/college friend that I've drifted away from but stay "in touch with" via Facebook, all of whom are fans of posting statuses of the "Only 3% of people will have the nerve to repost this truth..." variety, all got together and made their own website!!!!

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 12:04 pm 0

On Ladies: Even A Single Cigarette Can Immediately Kill You

@Adam Ingrassia@facebook I think he meant 4 pack: http://www.wine.com/V6/Francis-Ford-Coppola-Winery-Sofia-Mini-Blanc-de-Blancs-4-Pack/wine/78020/detail.aspx

(Note: I know he did not actually literally mean 4-pack product of wine named after a dilittante)

Posted on December 13, 2012 at 4:54 pm 0

On The Republican Party's Rape Problem

@Buffalo66 Like, the way these morons phrased their answer is only PART of the problem here. The rest of the problem is that THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS DO NOT AGREE WITH THEIR OPINION EVEN NICELY STATED.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 10:36 am 0

On The Republican Party's Rape Problem

@Buffalo66 In reality they need a candidate who is not a fucking asshole about women/gay/minority rights?

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 10:34 am 2

On Bruce Springsteen Albums, In Order

@Paul Vigna@twitter I don't know why I am replying to a weeks' old comment on the Awl but this is most certainly NOTHING RESEMBLING A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST! Are you even familiar with Bruce Springsteen???

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 5:25 pm 0