I am the lowest point in modern football.
@IBentMyWookie which is why you read a billion word essay on Kim Kardashian's Vogue cover and are now commenting on it? Give her 0% of your attention then.
On Meet The Awl
They will never call it "DoBro" because "Bro" is what realtors have taken to calling the Bronx, it is way too confusing to call Downtown BK "DoBro" and south Bronx "SoBro," please get it together guys.
Polly's response is fucking horrifying, makes a lot of shitty assumptions (that aren't borne out in the actual letter, frankly?), and openly belittles emotional abuse (versus physical abuse which I guess wins?) and I'll leave it at that.
I am absolutely hypnotized by this gif.
@lbf I have a friend who just discovered Upworthy and keeps spamming my Facebook feed with "inspiring" "feminist" fluff and I finally had to respond "grow up" and feel guilty but what the hell.
Oh my god thank you for introducing me to Viral Nova. That website is like every single work/high school/college friend that I've drifted away from but stay "in touch with" via Facebook, all of whom are fans of posting statuses of the "Only 3% of people will have the nerve to repost this truth..." variety, all got together and made their own website!!!!
@Adam Ingrassia@facebook I think he meant 4 pack: http://www.wine.com/V6/Francis-Ford-Coppola-Winery-Sofia-Mini-Blanc-de-Blancs-4-Pack/wine/78020/detail.aspx
(Note: I know he did not actually literally mean 4-pack product of wine named after a dilittante)
@Buffalo66 Like, the way these morons phrased their answer is only PART of the problem here. The rest of the problem is that THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS DO NOT AGREE WITH THEIR OPINION EVEN NICELY STATED.
@Buffalo66 In reality they need a candidate who is not a fucking asshole about women/gay/minority rights?
@Paul Vigna@twitter I don't know why I am replying to a weeks' old comment on the Awl but this is most certainly NOTHING RESEMBLING A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST! Are you even familiar with Bruce Springsteen???