Some tabs should never have been opened.
On Dog Tall
Can't think of anything more horrifying I've ever seen.
Yeah, can't even find a video for "Hello Operator ... I Mean Dad ... I Mean Police" SHAME, INTERNET
Where was that shot?
On Malls Ailing
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth, I guess.
Speaking of which, love the newsletter, but when are you going to make it available on voicemail?
As long as it’s a 45 of “Johnny, Remember Me,” sure.
On Old New York
You just can't find a good heins-and-bolet shop any more. What am I supposed to do when my hein breaks down??