hi. I'm just a poor PhD student with nothing better to do between preparing for my ill-timed classes and working on a dissertation that slips further out of control.
We can all agree, though, that Paglia is "More Human than Human," right?
This man...nay, hero...is everything I want to be as a father. To skip out on your daughter's birthday for a subpar chicken sandwich is a life lesson for a child: that you are not as special as you think you are. Bravo, Chik-fil-father. Bravo!
On Anti-Islamic Center Politicians and Pundits Whose Names Appear Nowhere on the 9/11 Memorial Supporters List
I will henceforth call all my erections 'Boehners'
Git 'r DUCK!
He fucked a mannequin?
Don't forget Boobie Gibson!
But why, Science, am I so, so fly?
Cleveland, Ohio is the new Gary, Indiana. There, I said it. AND, I MEANT it.
I believe that the Ramadan Shuffle and Hakeem's special low-post move are one in the same: The Dream Shake.