Jonathan Saffron Foyer
hi. I'm just a poor PhD student with nothing better to do between preparing for my ill-timed classes and working on a dissertation that slips further out of control.
On Father Gives Daughter Birthday Gift Of Resentment-Based Vegetarianism
This man...nay, hero...is everything I want to be as a father. To skip out on your daughter's birthday for a subpar chicken sandwich is a life lesson for a child: that you are not as special as you think you are. Bravo, Chik-fil-father. Bravo!
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 10:36 am
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On Anti-Islamic Center Politicians and Pundits Whose Names Appear Nowhere on the 9/11 Memorial Supporters List
I will henceforth call all my erections 'Boehners'
Posted on September 15, 2010 at 3:11 pm
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On New York City Offers Somewhat Boring Home-Based Income Opportunity
Git 'r DUCK!
Posted on September 15, 2010 at 11:00 am
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On Hey, What Happened to Ryan Gosling's Career?
He fucked a mannequin?
Posted on August 25, 2010 at 2:28 pm
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On That's Who John Boehner Reminds Me Of
Don't forget Boobie Gibson!
Posted on August 25, 2010 at 11:37 am
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On This Is Why You're Hot
But why, Science, am I so, so fly?
Posted on August 25, 2010 at 11:21 am
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On That's Who John Boehner Reminds Me Of
Cleveland, Ohio is the new Gary, Indiana. There, I said it. AND, I MEANT it.
Posted on August 25, 2010 at 11:08 am
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On How I Learned Barack Obama Is A Muslim
I believe that the Ramadan Shuffle and Hakeem's special low-post move are one in the same: The Dream Shake.
Posted on August 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm
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On Camille Paglia Has Yet To Write Her "Thunder Kiss '65"
We can all agree, though, that Paglia is "More Human than Human," right?