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Jonathan Saffron Foyer

Jonathan Saffron Foyer

hi. I'm just a poor PhD student with nothing better to do between preparing for my ill-timed classes and working on a dissertation that slips further out of control.

On Camille Paglia Has Yet To Write Her "Thunder Kiss '65"

We can all agree, though, that Paglia is "More Human than Human," right?

Posted on September 17, 2010 at 9:13 am 0

On Father Gives Daughter Birthday Gift Of Resentment-Based Vegetarianism

This man...nay, hero...is everything I want to be as a father. To skip out on your daughter's birthday for a subpar chicken sandwich is a life lesson for a child: that you are not as special as you think you are. Bravo, Chik-fil-father. Bravo!

Posted on September 16, 2010 at 10:36 am 0

On Anti-Islamic Center Politicians and Pundits Whose Names Appear Nowhere on the 9/11 Memorial Supporters List

I will henceforth call all my erections 'Boehners'

Posted on September 15, 2010 at 3:11 pm 0

On New York City Offers Somewhat Boring Home-Based Income Opportunity

Git 'r DUCK!

Posted on September 15, 2010 at 11:00 am 0

On Hey, What Happened to Ryan Gosling's Career?

He fucked a mannequin?

Posted on August 25, 2010 at 2:28 pm 0

On That's Who John Boehner Reminds Me Of

Don't forget Boobie Gibson!

Posted on August 25, 2010 at 11:37 am 0

On That's Who John Boehner Reminds Me Of

Oh, c'mon!

Posted on August 25, 2010 at 11:22 am 0

On This Is Why You're Hot

But why, Science, am I so, so fly?

Posted on August 25, 2010 at 11:21 am 0

On That's Who John Boehner Reminds Me Of

Cleveland, Ohio is the new Gary, Indiana. There, I said it. AND, I MEANT it.

Posted on August 25, 2010 at 11:08 am 0

On How I Learned Barack Obama Is A Muslim

I believe that the Ramadan Shuffle and Hakeem's special low-post move are one in the same: The Dream Shake.

Posted on August 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm 0