Former tap dancing, clown camp attending, side ponytail wearing child of the early 90's.
@alorsenfants Favorite Awl comment I've ever read.
@Nahnsense YES and the Flash Pass things let you pick where on the roller coaster you want to sit! Vital.
@jolie I read every single book Dave Barry published back in the day AND watched his sitcom. I miss the happy earnestness I had back then. Weasel joke.
@barnhouse bonuses likely hit bank accounts about five-six weeks ago, give or take... he probably took the meantime to get his affairs in order or whatever, and write the damnthemanifesto.
Choire, loved this!
"Heartache in the heartland."
@Spiker Tab THE WITCHES IS SUCH A GOOD ONE.
@keisertroll Weeping with regret that I didn't give a shout out to that one. I LIKE IT WHEN SHE GOES BUBBUBBUBBUBBUB
It's weird that I have an opinion on this but that "Vignette" stuff (pictured) is REALLY REALLY GOOD. Got me through my own Sobvember. The white one has the very slightest sparkle to it also!
@SidAndFinancy I HATE THOSE TRAFFIC SAFETY PEOPLE. There's one guy in particular who was basically drunk with authority. I always crossed the street before he blew the whistle. My small way of sticking it to the man. Which man, it's unclear, but definitely THAT man at least.
@Dave Bry STRONGLY AGREED.