On Yes, Let's Let the Rich People Go Space-Mining, It'll End Well for Everyone

four words: three boobs

Posted on April 24, 2012 at 2:09 pm 0

On A Drynuary Diary: Week One

@#56 Leap Year!

Posted on January 6, 2012 at 2:55 pm 0

On No-Rise Beer Bread for Idiots and Loons

The next Awl blog: The Inebrieater

Posted on October 8, 2011 at 8:50 am 0

On Industry That Disappeared All Its Jobs "Giving a Lift" to Economy? Unlikely!

Why do y'awl romanticize manufacturing jobs... America still makes a lot of stuff, with THE MACHINES

Posted on July 2, 2010 at 3:52 pm 0

On More Evidence To Support The Fact That Chimpanzees Are Horrible Monsters

it should be "we really are so much like Chimpanzees"

Posted on June 22, 2010 at 7:05 pm 0

On Would You Trust 7-Eleven To Make Your Beer?

80% of high school was booze + slurpees from the lone 7-11 on the UES, affectionately called slurpkas or vodklurpees

o yea and those heineken mini kegs for the cab ride back

Posted on April 20, 2010 at 7:25 pm 0

On Rapey Priests Really Got It On After Beatles' First LP

douchehat for me

Posted on March 31, 2010 at 4:15 pm 0

On The 14 Most Remarkable Apple Product Placements

also, wall-e's start up sound is the mac chime

Posted on March 10, 2010 at 4:46 pm 0

On New York Spared Misery of Sad Paterson Campaign

Another tough guy attorney general for governor...?!

Posted on February 26, 2010 at 4:52 pm 0

On Bear With Three Legs Walks Like People!

And I, for one, welcome our new ursine overlords

Posted on February 8, 2010 at 9:51 pm 0